2 nights of insomnia works out the sleep thing.
Now, an alcohol induced coma is something else 
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
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A few sparkling wines to celebrate a week off work doing nothing as we cannot go anywhere.
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Bit like Mrs C_S being given a week off work at Easter for everyone dealing so well with lockdown 
a whole week! wow. We have in the past been given a day for some awards etc. Nothing this year. Just told to make sure we take our annual leave and only take over 10 days to next year. Taking over 5 days in the hope that we can go away.
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Hope you can get away!
Our plan, if we can’t jet off anywhere, is to go to Eire. YoungAdults #1 & #2 have got their confirmation of citizenship, but have never actually been there 
- they need to drink a Guinness in the Emerald Isle to confirm it…according to them…
Mrs C_S works in academia so I’m not 100% she does a proper working week anyway…
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And that pint should be drunk in The Hopstore, then it’s official.
The following 287 pints who cares
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How will we notice?
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Exactly 
Spent 40 mins queueing outside our (not very) local fish shop this morning. They won Independent Fishmonger of the Year last year and have become very popular.
What tipped the scales?
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There’s a time & plaice for shopping or fish.
Typing it on the meat only thread is pollocks
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Stop it, I’m getting a haddock.
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Stop it, they’re having a whale of a time.
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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fishmongers?
Good morning ladies.
I’ll get my coat!
Wine tasting tonight with friends tonight
8 different ones to try
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And how many wines?
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I have the weekend off for the first time in ages (and last one for a while) so may have a few tonight. Jab this afternoon too so let’s see how fucked up I can get.
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This is a good strategy - there is a decent chance that you will feel like a tosser tomorrow after the jab, so you might as well go all in
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How have I just found out Krakow has an actual Drunk Tank!
IF you get nicked for being D&D, besides an on the spot fine, you are taken to " the drying out hospital" & charged £62.50 for the night.
Today they launched an appeal for funds due to lack of customers because of Covid, blaming?
You lot!
Yep, 80% of their clients were Brits.
Now they have none (apart from the bloke from Lidl yesterday,) who likely doesn’t have 50p let alone £62