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Cunts.

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I was onece on a walk from Limehouse Basin that took me too an Italian eatery that sould the beer in shot two (create IPA).

We’d walked miles and I needed a beer. It cost me £6 for a caln and I gladly paid it. It’s not worth £6 and barely worth the £1.80 I paid for it.

Cunts.

The Vocation, on the other hand is a revelation.

Lovely. Citrusy and, oh, whatgever, I’m pissed and can’t string two words together let alone tell you how nice a beer wasn.

IT WAS NICE.

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This post, riddled with errors as it is, is more shameful than a Cummings Q&A session.

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Cunt

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In his defence, incoherent as he is, I think there’s some truth in his statement…

Everyone needs a life goal

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…to be able to post an image in the correct orientation?

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Your shit software

It’s perfectly aligned on my phone

That is the correct orientation. Christ on a bike, how many have you had?

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It’s ok, I started before lock down.

What’s really scary is the is about £5k worth of corks in there

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its pefectly aligned with my head at the moment.

Had Socially Distanced table booked yesterday from midday at The Handlebar. Originally for the first sitting up to 3pm. Despite occasional drops of rain, we biked it

Numerous pints of something later we were still going strong and not asked to leave, so on we drank and here’s where it gets a bit hazy. I can remember waking up at home, having missed the all the live football. I can remember sitting on a kerb at Avenue Road/Portswood Rd, but have absolutely no memory of the journey through Portswood and Swaythling.

I’m not injured. The bike has been found locked away in the garage. I found my phone this morning by ringing it from the landline. I also have my first hangover for 4 months.

The “New Normal” same as the old normal.

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I had a hangover this morning as well which i put down to mixing Heiniken Carlsburg Tiger Guiness and Vodka cokes.

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There’s the odd thing for me, in all the years I was drinking there was never a moment when I had no recollection of where I’d been or what I’d done. And I find it quite difficult to envisage many people managing to pack away the quantities that I did before I called time on it.

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A large Botanist Gin and T
A decent Chablis Grand Cru Classe… 2014
Now an independent bottling of 13 yo Blended Malt ‘Old Perth’ 80% Macallan, 20% Highland Park
Saints 1-0 City
Marvellous

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oh fuck its not right orientation… oh well
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A very big Vodka & Coke while I rant at Polish interwebs providers

Just had a bottle of one of my lsat delivery - a proper drop for a second wine