More like IPAs tend to be 5%+ and therefore have more calories
Ergo drink more strong beer = more lard
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
I’ve had a decent pair of man tits for ages. They go great with my 10 inch cock.
Does Rule 1 apply?
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Only after i have mastered how to use photoshop.
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Ladyboy?
Nowhere near as beautiful, sadly.
Bletch should not drink 9% alcohol. Bletch should not even drink 9% of 9% alcohol.
Vietnamese coffee stout - the sort of thing only @BTripz would order. It was tasty though and didn’t taste like 9%.
This was nice too in a session-y sort of a way.
All part of my Zoom-pub meet ups with my mate in Germany - Lockdown Slockdown.
What a waste of the worlds greatest coffee
So it seems out Friday night drink with the neighbours got a little out of hand
It started at 5pm (fatal as no one had eaten) and we abandoned ship at 8pm to zoom the family
The rest of them carried on til 10. One had to be carried back into their house by her pissed and pissed off husband.
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TFIF… Large G+T whilst cooking a nice simple tasty pasta dish…
Olive oil in pan
gently soften 1 finely chopped shallots
1 large clove of garlic
Chopped/cubed pancetta/or equivalent smoked lardons (one of those small packets) - but teh posh stuff from Italian deli is best
fry off
add glass of white wine (Vouvray is good as right balance of sweet/dry)
add 1.5 amount of good quality fresh chicken stock
add 1/3 of that amount double cream and a KNOB of butter *phnarr)
Reduce down until liquid is down by a 1/2
Cook some fresh linguine in a separate pan with salted water
when you put teh linguine in water (takes 4 mins ) add a load of fresh peeled and prepped (gut removed) tiger prawns to the simmering sauce - and cook through gently
strain linguine 0 make sure all water is gone then TOSS in to sauce and give a good stir to make sure all pasta is coated
Serve u and make sure chef gets lion share of prawns 
sprinkle with finely chopped curly parsley
drink a decent Sauv Blanc NZ or Sancerre
enjoy fuckers
PS… this is teh perfect middle class dish to cook when on hols in Southern France or Tuscany in your gite/villa where the seafood is cheap as chips and you eat it al outside mopping up your sauce with some nice crusty sourdough bread… and drink more wine as the sun goes down…
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After my last experience with two bottles of wine(solo) and the promise to self not to do it again, i find yet again that by time food is ready i’m on my last glass(hour ago*).
What to do? The excuse of rum appears to work and is scientifically(personal years dedicated to the cause, so no pseudoscience here🙄) proven to leave me feeling much brighter in morning.
Tomorrow’s feelings off course don’t stop the indulgence of a drunk to ask questions that the media trained have been conditioned to attack(been bugging me for weeks), so call this my apology for things i may post that question the general(unscientific and mathematically impossible) idiocy about the reality of the present situation.
Anyway, i’m still trying to finish off that supermarket shit** and i don’t keep carbonated drinks in the house to dilute it(it really does need more chemicals. That i suppose is as perfect a reflection of the destructive way of thinking we now accept as not only normal, but preferred). So today’s experiment has taught me that even though i’ve just mixed it with the juice of half a lime and a load of ice it will never taste anything other than chemical shit.
*hour and a half by the time i’d got round to finishing.
**i have a bottle of this
Bought on a whim and yes i knew it was sugar cane beforehand. Now scared to open it and admit it was a fucking waste of money, so drinking all the shit that i didn’t like.
I’m bored already and i’ve only been off for three days.
Probably best to be drunk rather than see the horrific future people are clapping their way into.
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Cunts.
Just had a post-potential- Corona call with mate in germany.
3 and averaged >6.5%.
Of note, I had a milkshake IPA which, whilst it tasted nice, didn’t have a large head.and wasn’t sweet from the lactose.
Cunts.
The ayatollah is on zoom all night so I have stuck off to the den with a bottle of Cotes du Rhône Villages
Les Cunts
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Off the booze… in training.
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Mrs P_F went out. Can of Zywiec followed by a pleasant Crianza.
My drinkable £1.98 a bottle Tempranillo (when we need a 2nd bottle) plonk was reduced to £1.46 a bottle at Lidl. About to make a dent in the last 8 bottles they had.
In my defence, Paracetamol & Codeine isn’t helping the post Dentist pain so that will have to do.
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Have to admit… I tried teh ‘Blackberry’ one and sort of made me feel sick…
Bloody gays
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