Drambuie is shit and so is port. Desperate times in the fatso house.
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
You coukd always be drinking Captain Morgans Dark rum…
Drambuie is nice with ice
Port is good any time and especially in Business class on Emirates airline half a bottle at every meal 
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No
Heathen.
I feel your pain. 3 years and 2 months for me. 
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Out at some complete twats 60th birthday drinks.
It’s shit.
Am I right @Fowllyd?
BTW, happy 60th birthday.
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Cunts
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Cunts
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Been at mates funeral. Died big C aged 55. Fucking great footballer and friend. West End Crem packed out with dozens outside. Been gazing at Rose Bowl square all afternoon whilst getting bolloxed. Now in Guide Dog.
Cunts!
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Life is a cunt, Kenny.
And you know this better than most but we just deal with what’s in front of us, put it behind us, put a smile on our face and order another pint.
There’s no alternative to this cycle.
That way sadness leads.
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Oi Bletch
Just become a level 2 wine wanker
Where’s my medal
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Does that mean two bottles in?
Respect.
Cunts.
Here here.
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I’m here with your mother
Fuck. She told me she’d finished with you. Lying bitch. Can’t trust anyone these days!
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Unusually for me, I’ve been out on the piss every weekend since new year. A mixture of 50th birthdays (including my own), gigs and catching up with old mates has well and truly done for my liver, arse and head. One more to go on this Saturday when the residents of the fair Cotswold village of Finstock will awake on Sunday morning to see a trail of chunder and frozen piss (it’s fooking cold up there) leading up from the local pub to my mates house as we celebrate another belated 50th.
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Cunts.