🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)

Goatboy · 20 September 2019 23:28

I don’t know! I struggle with red wine.
I like it.
I just struggle with it.
There’s so much of it and lots of it is yummy.
And lots depends on what you’re eating it with.
And lots of it is shit.
And none of that is easily discernible in the shop for me.
And apparently, I’m a special kind of cunt when pissed on wine*
*according to Mrs G.

Goatboy · 20 September 2019 23:29

She’s right too.

saintbletch · 20 September 2019 23:40

Why the “when pissed on wine” qualifier?

You’re a special kind of cunt. Period.

Goatboy · 20 September 2019 23:54

Fair enough. I know it. But according to Mrs G the red wine pissed is special. I’d like to say she’s talking bollocks but she’s not alone. Other family members concur.

Goatboy · 20 September 2019 23:55

And the rum pissed.

Goatboy · 20 September 2019 23:55

And gin.

Goatboy · 20 September 2019 23:56

I’m starting to think that they don’t really like me.

saintbletch · 21 September 2019 00:21

What about the Bushmills pissed. I’ve got a bit of that going on. @BTripz’s fault.

saintbletch · 21 September 2019 06:52

If anyone hears me ask “Does anyone fancy a short?”

Just punch me.

Just fucking punch me.

Fowllyd · 21 September 2019 07:09

Why would they wait?

BTripz · 21 September 2019 07:56

Ahemm, it was Blackbush not Bushmills, at least the one I bought for you was…

Got home, eventually, at 02:00 this morning, feeling it a little

Saint-or-sinner · 21 September 2019 09:18

The Cheval des Andes looks familiar. I think i have some, as recognised the picture straight away.
Very nice looking collection(what’s in the box under the Cheval?). Try to make it last longer than the weekend

BTripz · 21 September 2019 09:21

The recruitment industry is obviously going well

CB-Saint · 21 September 2019 10:08

CB-Saint · 21 September 2019 10:09

Skimming a crust from everyone’s graft

BTripz · 21 September 2019 22:13

Around a friend’s house for a “kitchen warning party”, all of my age, paying lots of 80s music on the TV.

Oh, stilton, port, Belgian pate, port, beer…

Nottarf-Krap · 21 September 2019 22:28

Just rolled in after being dragged up the pub with a couple of Evertonian mates to watch their game v Sheff Utd, illegally in the back bar of the local. Oh dear, they weren’t happy. I have to say i was smugly fuckin made up. Despite our loss last night they are still below us. Calling for Silva’s head, i didn’t improve matters by pointing out that Mark Hughes is available, ex Everton player so should slot in well. Didn’t go down too well to be fair. To be honest they have never forgiven me for thanking them for the 6 million quid they paid us for Koeman, which paid his wages for the period he was with us. The sensible one is bemoaning the hasty decision to get shot of Martinez, i think he may have a point.

Saint-or-sinner · 21 September 2019 22:37

That’s a nice picture and tells me all i asked. Only problem, it’s too wide and i’ve noticed the word Alta.
Nice selection

Intiniki · 21 September 2019 23:11

Those kitchens are coming for us aren’t they?

CB-Saint · 27 September 2019 07:59

Fuck Boris
Fuck Brexit
Fuck Corbyn
Fuck them all

In 4 hours time I shall be knee deep in sun, tapas and wine