23rd wedding anniversary … cooked a nice filet Mignon with port jus washed down with a pink champagne and a nice red
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
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Happy anniversary Mr and Mrs Map. That’s a pretty good effort.
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Yeah, however MoT fails to mention that it’s the 23rd Anniversary of his wedding and the 22nd Anniversary of his divorce 
Juts kidding, congrats all around
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Cooking decent grub and having a good cellar is key to a successful marriage… or and obviously have Huge penis 
I have a massive, I say massive… cellar 
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I will have survived the Jihad for 20 yrs next year and the Ayatollah is already planning it - looking like padstow and Paul Ainsworth (good Southampton lad) restaurant
Hearty congratters, old chap. And that looks like a fabulous bottle - Pauillac definitely punches above its weight.
Oh, and give her one for me, won’t you. 
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Aye it’s was nice… the cellar was rather nicely enhanced following cashing in 330000 virgin air miles… which was around £1800 in wine vouchers 
Went for quality over quantity so have a case of Krug, and some rather nice St Julien from 2000… saving daughters wedding or something… (she is doing OK, but full review with consultant in Thursday… )
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I’ve found that sometimes, being too big, can have drawbacks.
Been non stop of late, 8 early starts in a row & with regular early morning breath testing here & 0.5 limit, REALLY looking forward to a decent blow out, found some drinkable Tempranillo in Lidl at a ludicrous £1.80 a bottle. Pint in the Pub or bottle & a Fillet Steak…
Not had alcohol in about 10 days. Off out to a 50th at a posh restaurant with the possibility of going to Bunga bunga after (is that the one linked to royals not Berlusconi?)
I hope I am suitably attired for this do wearing my silver shoes from Asda.
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I’m off to a 50th too. In my usual ruby slippers.
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I’m at home.
Sampling craft beers with my step- nephew.
He is unconscious on the sofa.
I’m a mouthful away.
Mrs P_F is fuming
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Lots of excitement as a lot of teenage girls waiting outside the theatre opposite for Joe Suggs.
He did not come out. Lots of disappointed teens.
2 rum cocktails, 2 glasses of wine and still fairly ok.
Not sure why I bother really.
Who’s Joe Suggs? Is he anything to do with Madness? Now you’re talking.
He is a youtuber / ex strictly “celeb” guy.
Anyway we went to Bunga bunga on the guest list no less.
Birthday boy fell off a speedboat in said place and words were had by the security. He was allowed to stay. It was very very loud and we have left.
Do not, I repeat, do not, go to Bunga Bunga (Drury Lane). It is awful.
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Shredded. Uber home. No clubs.
And ffs Ralph pick players on their positions not your fucking system.
Cvnts, such a downer
Cunts
