Me
Twats.
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
Cricketers Eastleigh. Punk IPA 1. Bletch nil. Pools panel verdict home win.
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Ended up in Sadlers , good beer. Friends babysitter torpedoed the night. Hopeful for a hangover free day.
The Stqation. Née the litter tree.
Cunts r’s.
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Conclusive proof Bletch is pickled 
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Ouch.
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I’m a paragon of virtue, no headache and out for a ride to blow away the cobweb. I am ready for tonight. I am immortal.
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Company conference in Stockholm the last few days, finishing with a big party last night.
Decided it was a great idea to demonstrate how hardcore I am to my colleagues by being the last one on the dancefloor (crutch and all).
11am flight back to blighty this morning, with a knee 3x larger than it should be, or was this time yesterday.
Present me really hates past me.
Company conference in Stockholm the last few days, finishing with a big party last night.
Decided it was a great idea to demonstrate how hardcore I am to my colleagues by being the last one on the dancefloor (crutch and all).
11am flight back to blighty this morning, with a knee 3x larger than it should be, or was this time yesterday.
Present me really hates past me.
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KRG in the second post does the present you hate the past you or is the present you already the past you ?
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Present me likes present KRG but hungover me downvoted him.
What’s up with the knee KRG? You did it playing football, right?
He took an arrow to it.
Cheers bletch.
Yeah, that’s right. No diagnosis yet, waiting on a knee specialist/MRI. Though it does feel decidedly similar to when I knackered my ACL a couple of years ago.
I think my football career is over 
Its beeen a bad day
Rum and coffee
Vodka and Orange
San Miguel Pale Pilsen Beer
Black Label Double Distilled Whisky
and not a lot of food 
Night night all
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Not me! Still struggling with this nightmare application form. Once in maybe a rum to celebrate.
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Mmmmmmmm…
Gin…
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm…
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All bow for the Quo.
It’s Margarita Time!
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Sober tonight…the dog and I have just shared a half time cheese and Salami toastie. Tasty.
Earned a years worth of Brownie points today. Been a busy & stressful couple of weeks for Mrs D_P so let her sleep all day before surprising her with a tour of that really tall place we have Burj Khalifa & the best moment was when the Valet had to take my (unwashed for 3 weeks 10 year old Pajero in stead of a new Bentley 4x4 or a Lambo…
Took her for dinner she sang & won £60 at karaoke & I can now nurse a bottle of Old Krupnik Honey Vodka knowing I have a get out of jail free card for a month.
Oh & I got 4 free pints of Foster’s into the bargain for my bad singing efforts. Plus managed to miss the footie!
Perfect
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I was but then I ate two pizzas and now everything’s ace again.