Off the cider for once, back to old habits. A few very good pints of Veltins after work and now necking Amstel bottles while watching Brighton lose 
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
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Aw shit. Wife went home
I just beat Mick Hucknall at Karaoke & 2 chick’s wanna take me to their place.
Help
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Bitter Virtue takeover at Overdraft. Win!
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I’m sober - as usual, but I am off out with a load of no-mark, Internet losers on Sunday.
Unless I decide to stay in and wash my hair, that is.
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If you don’t join us on Sunday, the next time we play I’ll unleash the full box of tricks - rather than the ‘enough to make Bletch look silly on a Tuesday or Wednesday’ skillz.
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It would take up your entire evening, to be fair. Just take it easy and don’t be over-energetic in your, er, hair-washing. You wouldn’t want to damage that shoulder.
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As Arnie would say, “get them to the chopper”.
Soz. Am slightly sozzled myself. May not be offering the best advice.
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Well great night at the Elderflower restaurant in Lymington. 9 course meal with several bottle of pecorino wine.
Go there before they win a Michelin star and the prices go ape shit
Come on ant’.
We all know that you’ve been displaying all of the skillz you possess, plus some that you’re clearly not licensed to use.
Watching you play is like watching a spatially unaware and very pissed navvy on his first day of JCB training - staring at all those levers, knowing that if he pulls all of them he’ll eventually get the hole dug, but it ain’t going to look pretty.
Sometimes we just have to know where we fit in the pecking order.
Some of us are artists.
Some of us are artisans.
You can run, though, I’ll give you that.
9 courses? I’d have to stop three times through that meal for a shit. Well done to you though. Was it for a tv show, like Man vs Food?
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Phew, close shave that having seen the photos this morning. Might have found better down Southsea way
Luckily the only chopper that had any chance of working late last night was Arnies’. so managed to pass them on to my two pals and skeedaddle, apparently I then decided it would be a good idea to make a fried egg sandwich and watch the golf at 2am…
As half of it was on the floor & the TV was still on but paused this morning I had an epic FAIL in my attempt to sneak back un-noticed.
Ouch, bloody friends Birthdays ffs
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I partook of 2 bottles of Poachers Choice whilst out with the family last evening.
Then home to decided to rebuild my PC!!
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I woke up this morning wondering why I was feeling decidedly odd, then realised that I had no booze last night.
I won’t be making that mistake again.
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Damson in a beer is wrong.
Actually dying today… Send aid etc. etc.
Good man. I enjoyed a good Badger myself last night. 
Had a few bottles of beer too. Mmmm, Tanglefoot.
Pub crawl in town tonight. I am still nursing a hangover, quite how that happened on a school night I’ll never know. Followed by a piss up in Winchester tomorrow, and a drunken family bbq on Sunday.
Whimper.
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Nothing on this evening apart from a couple of Ales.
Tomorrow night I am out with my bro-in law to watch the cup final, to shout on United. Then some food, then on to the brickyard to see Maiden Scotland, then off out on the town afterwards. It is going to be painful on Sunday.
Hopefully celebrating that we are in the Europa league group stages!
Still recovering from 4am finish Thurs morning. Estrella x several followed by Merlot x 3 bottles followed by JD x 1 too many.
Going to see Brass 8 Band tonight so more than likely will be getting shitfaced 
Well I am on the tea already!