😃 The Little Pleasures of Everyday Life

What is that thing?

The Golden Orb AKA my vitamen D provider

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I’ve just done a search on B&Qs website and they don’t seem to do them. :frowning:

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As said by those poor fuckers confined to their inside cabins on those cruise ships

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Aw.
Clearly the clients enjoyed yesterday. They got me a present. 50g pack of Golden Virginia like 1/2 a days pay.

Scarily getting smiles and maybe you will join us later from the smoking hot MILF.

Decisions decisions. Develop the MILF, flirt with the smiley very cute waitress?
Nah, I’m gonna have a sleep cook a curry and visit Gargantua…

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Getting the test results on the tumour removed from one of my dogs, benign not cancerous, I just might have something alcoholic

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New skis arriving. Always a gamble buying second hand. Like they’ve just come off the shop shelf :smiley:
£500+ skis for £180. Well chuffed.

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Whoopee…that’s great news Tigger…have several alcoholic beverages. :lou_lol:

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As your being Vƶlkl about it, your equipment says you are capable of doing that run. Get those thighs fit, don’t want them giving out half way down :roll_eyes:

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Management.
You can’t go up the mountain today the weather is too bad…
But it’s okay here. We came all this way. We insist…

Leadership.
Guys, we will go up the small mountain but as soon as you have had enough we go back and you decide about the big mountain trip.

30 seconds after exiting Funicular
Can we go down now, maybe just have a nice lunch?

And that’s how I’m sitting here with a cold beer prior to a snooze, having earned a full day pay for 1/2 day work & happy customers are back in the warmth of their apartment.
When on WiFi I have video!

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My mate John C from US band Calexico PMd me last night. The band are really excited as they are in Nashville and are playing The Ryman Auditorium (Grand Ole Opry) for the first time. The band have toured the world over the last 25 years and played a lot of pretty iconic venues but it’s really nice to see seasoned professionals still get excited playing these places.
BTW @saintbletch Calexico and Iron and Wine are touring with Andrew Bird this summer. I’m hoping they’ll tour together over here…love to see them on the same bill. :lou_lol:

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That is a great line-up. If they tour in that configuration over here, I’d love to see them.

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Discovering other Nations have Gammons.
A week of. Well, they should all speak English. They should open shops on Sunday. They should build a coffee shop (in the middle of a mountain) . They should build a cable car that isn’t affected by wind, I came all this way.
I paid for this trip I want to go up the mountain.
Why dont they clear the sidewalks.

Jeez I need a day off.
Best one was the last.
It is not safe up the mountain, wind chill means it is about -13C. Everything will be frozen.
I walked from the horse drop off to the lake for 30 minutes in that cold. Why didn’t someone tell me the lake would be frozen.

Ahhhhh. And smirk.

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Oooh!
Finding football on terrestial TV here. Inter v Napoli.
That’ll do nicely.
Better get the vodka from the Polish freezer (balcony)

When you get paid for a GLG consulting project
:man_dancing::clinking_glasses:
$120 for a 40 minute conf call stating what the MBA’s could have googled

The Ayatollah used to make like a bandit with GLG

I remember one call she did when we were on a skiing holiday. We got up, I sorted breakfast and cleared up and an hour and half later she pipes up ā€œSki passes are paid forā€

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Since assuming my new role, I’ve been involved in a lot of tweaks to existing stuff. Very successful tweaks, I might add, but tweaks nonetheless.

Started work on my first greenfield project today at the new place, and I don’t mind admitting the memory was fuzzy on how to do things right from scratch.

I did things right. From scratch.

The guts of it are there. There are one or ten things I’d like to add. I’m back to tweaking again, aren’t I?

Fuck.

80/20 rule innit…

Airport lounge breakfast Crisps, Dim Sum, Vodka & Coke.

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Nobody ever listens to me.
Order small pizzas I said…

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