Three off the four puppies are thriving.
2 bitches and 1 dog.
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Hood grief. There’s a guy in the pub with an identical hairstyle to Cat from Red Dwarf, wearing one of Bletch’s shirts.
Remarkable
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Only 3 off last 2 overs. Death bowling putting pressure on, Braithwaite surviving more than batting
233-6 43.1 overs
Oops wrong thread
Yes That one should have gone in the annoyance thread 
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Little pleasures of life.
Having to speak German to tell your Polish taxi driver how to get home.
And getting home!
And somehow having a complete 20 minute conversation about life, the universe and football
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That’s the power of beer, right there.
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Having a 7 half week trip offshore but the bosses allowing me to go ashore to Labuan for the weekend for a bit of R&R 5 weeks into the trip.
I will be on the lash and the town that is Labuan tomorrow night 
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Once the second bottle of rakia is opened I speak fluent Bulgarian.
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Hey we could meet-up and have a few jars. We’re supposed to be going to Dublin but flying Ryanair and you know what they’re like. 
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It’s that time of year…
Nom nom nom
Picked about 500g of low hanging fruit this evening. Ladders go up tomorrow so can get serious!
Oh & a kilo of Strawberries to go with.
Need to make some flavoured vodka methinks
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Want cherries
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They look yummy.
Had some cherries last night- simple pleasures
They are
When your friend cancels the meet up you had booked when you are hungover.
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Just went to cancel my gym class today as my back is playing up. It is at 13:00. It says I’ve already attended. Somewhere in the future I must have a time machine.
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Was your back any better?
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Reading anything on here by/involving @saintbletch. Everytime I read @saintbletch it becomes @saintbelch. Can’t help it, makes me smile
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