Watching MotD and the pundits telling us how shit City were. 
Order your Brit essentials online they said.
I don’t trust them I said.
You have no choice, youveill run out before you fly home next, and nobody is coming
So I order online
Cvnts fvcked up the order
I paid for 2 jars of Mustard. They sent 3
Going to the local filling station at Halterworth, Romsey to fill me old jalopy. It’s a rare old fashioned place where the chap comes out and fills the tank for you.
He’s there directing me…“Forward a bit…bit more…more…more”
“You do remember the tank is in the front don’t you?”
“Back a bit…bit more…more…more” 
So you dont want to be plowing into anything in it then?
I’ve watched Clarksons Farm.
I do believe to Plough involves forward motion and I’m m not sure how much of that Jalopy or @lifeintheslowlane are capable of having to follow Chambers waving that flag
Surely Lord slowlane waves a blue flag and not a red flag??
It’s called “defensive driving” another aid to this style of driving is Lap Seat Belts, in the event of an accident it keeps the body inside the car.
In the interests of support for the working man, I employ an “expendable” to drive one of our JCBs in front of me, to absorb any oncoming accident.
That’s similar to me offshore.
Always keep a contractor between you and the work face. 
I’d love to put a work face on agsin.
Got a call for a courier tripto Rome this morning.
Would have had a whole 5 hours free in town.
They changed their minds.
Sigh
Golf & Polish made English IPA insread
Ray Meaders place?
Yes…filling up for the long trip to the Recreation Ground for the Village Day tomorrow. 
I shall be onboard a ship, but you’ll see the bird there. 
I have been SHOCKED today.
I got to the Forest, 1st trip in about 10 days due to weather.
In my favourite 'shrooms spot I found this first.
Now - important- see the underside has ridges? Well this is a famous shroom atm - a Death Cap - see Australian trial. Recommended for a Beef Wellington they say
They look similar to these
It’s a few days older so drier & nibbled by bugs. The underside is spongy- a common mushroom - you can forage spongy undersides before double checking with an expert.
So what you cry.
Well. Shrooms season is mid / end of July through to 1st big frost. NOT late May!
I found these and Mrs P_F was shocked as nobody on the 45,000+ shroom forum is looking atm.
So global warming or just finally 1st time in 6 years we have had a wet late spring?
Well chuffed - my fitness regime can recommence
Last look at a normal size flare before I catch the Paraffin budgie tomorrow morning.
The lovely sunshine I will be leaving behind
A tanker coming in to pick up 650,000 barrels of oil at 65 usd a barrel so my wages can be paid.
And who pays the other 50%?
Betfair
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"Fullers ESB” in a “Fullers” pub
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