Watching MotD and the pundits telling us how shit City were. 
Order your Brit essentials online they said.
I donāt trust them I said.
You have no choice, youveill run out before you fly home next, and nobody is coming
So I order online
Cvnts fvcked up the order
I paid for 2 jars of Mustard. They sent 3
Going to the local filling station at Halterworth, Romsey to fill me old jalopy. Itās a rare old fashioned place where the chap comes out and fills the tank for you.
Heās there directing meā¦āForward a bitā¦bit moreā¦moreā¦moreā
āYou do remember the tank is in the front donāt you?ā
āBack a bitā¦bit moreā¦moreā¦moreā 
So you dont want to be plowing into anything in it then?
Iāve watched Clarksons Farm.
I do believe to Plough involves forward motion and Iām m not sure how much of that Jalopy or @lifeintheslowlane are capable of having to follow Chambers waving that flag
Surely Lord slowlane waves a blue flag and not a red flag??
Itās called ādefensive drivingā another aid to this style of driving is Lap Seat Belts, in the event of an accident it keeps the body inside the car.
In the interests of support for the working man, I employ an āexpendableā to drive one of our JCBs in front of me, to absorb any oncoming accident.
Thatās similar to me offshore.
Always keep a contractor between you and the work face. 
Iād love to put a work face on agsin.
Got a call for a courier tripto Rome this morning.
Would have had a whole 5 hours free in town.
They changed their minds.
Sigh
Golf & Polish made English IPA insread
Ray Meaders place?
Yesā¦filling up for the long trip to the Recreation Ground for the Village Day tomorrow. 
I shall be onboard a ship, but youāll see the bird there. 