Breakfast in Addis again 
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James Hunt had a logo emblazoned on his racing suit which said, āBeer and sex - The breakfast of championsā. How right he was.
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Rubbish.
Rolled mine 3 times
Some lessons learnt for day 2 trip to the Gym (well Physio)
- I didnt need about 3kg of stuff i carted with me yesterday.
They actually are focusing on my neck and shoulders there are vruises from tge deep tissue massage! - Thermals yep 40m waiting for the bus home was cold. Alao got #3 cold weather coat out (2 more better rated if needed)
Even got gloves #3 out.
Thermal socks not helping much with tge Adidas trainers mind.
Yesterday was mega stressful using translation Apps and about 5 locals bad English. Tried to sell some English lessons but guess 65+ year old cripples like me arenāt that bothered
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Locationā¦locationā¦location.
A friendās house has just gone on the marketā¦If you have Ā£365k put in an offer @Map-of-Mauritania
Have a good look at what you get for the moneyā¦āboyās toy alertā
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I once went out with a bird who lived nearby, in Banchory. Strange old place and the locals didnāt much like the English, despite there being quite a few living there, as well as plenty of other northern euro types cos of the oil industry. This was going back a few decades though and i did disgrace myself up there so i canāt dis it too much.
I think I speak for all Sotonians here as I suggest we explore the words ādisgrace myselfā.
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Itās a long story and involves a birthday party, drinking games, an old labrador with an itchy arse, puke, a scene from macbeth, a blowjob, a set of golf clubs and a watercolour painting.
First ever attempt at an Escape Room and we went in at the deep end: one in Cheltenham based on cryptography at a certain local establishment, and we opted for the hardest one. Apparently it was recommended for those whoāve done at least ten escape rooms before. None of us had ever done one. We got out with 26 seconds to spare. 
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Bloody hell
We won the egg chasing
I changed the windscreen wipers on the car today
It took Mrs P_F longer to buy them in the auto parts shop (which was good because it turned out harder than she thought & agreed it needed Polish.) She then went on about going to a mechanic because it was clearly a technical job to change them.
Remarkably no broken finger nails, no swearing so much easier thsn the last time i did that task.
God bless YouTube videos!
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Hope you didnāt do wheelies on the cricket outfield?
Ha! it was fun. 
@lifeintheslowlaneās jalopy meeting the newest addition to the Scotty fleet, in Ampfield today.
Youāll note that only one of us is capable of reverse parking.
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Was going to say thatās a funny looking BMW 
When youāre the only one in the car parkā¦fuck itā¦ 