I spent Monday chasing Cocks.
Fucked my knee up again.
No wonder, looks like you’re overfeeding them.
Doesn’t that make them easier to catch?
No…remember Phil has bone spurs.
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They would be if he put down the wheelbarrow (& don’t you think he’s looking remarkably svelte in that pic - must be his alter ego)
I think that’s Phil in the barrow.
And decades younger.
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In happier news, I’m cat mad and am ridiculously excited to become human foster grandad to these gorgeous furry creatures
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Awww, the tortoiseshell one is really cute. I had a tortoiseshell with the ex-Mrs BTripz but she decided to take her with her. (Wanted me to pay Alimony for her and the other cats too!!)
It’s uncanny that these look just like small versions our last two cats, who, as is perfectly normal for cats, were not originally ours but moved in as they decided we were a better option.
We lost the ginger one as his original owners moved away and suddenly decided they wanted him, but they abandoned Harriet, so we kept her into her old age. She was a wonderful cantankerous cat.
It’s a huge pleasure for me to say that my grandson has won a double scholarship to Shrewsbury School - academic and sports/academic all-rounder.
And on the same day he was selected for the Shropshire U11 cricket squad for 2025.
He’s already in the county tennis squad, is a great cross country runner and Grade 3 pianist.
Proud grandad doesn’t start to cover it.
And he’s running 5k for charity on Sunday.
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A future job on the supermarket trolleys beckons then? 
Probably, or if he has less ambition, Prime Minister?
Fair ply to him tbf.
I’d be proud too.
We’ve got to get Phil to use his spellchecker on the WhatsApp group. It’s rubbing off on you. 
Is that like three ply but thicker?
A bit harsh, but no.
Ou h.
Stayed up too late. Drsnk whisky. Staggered out of bed at midday to grief
Took Mrs P_F to baby IKEA (Jysk) then Lidl.
There I found this
My hero status knows no bounds. This was pure Rocking Horse Shit
Mother in Law has been phoning all the Aunties to tell them.
Hero status spreads!
Our Dampfenstadler was (we think) hand made by Grandfather back in the early 60’s.
It is still functioning but the tube thingy whatsit began to leak and i needed to go to Leroy Merlin and find heat resistant Duct Tape.
So in 6 years living here we have ndver seen one in any store or hypermarket, and there it was buried under Velour Tracksuits.
I saw the picture on the box and thought nah, brought Mrs P_F over and she unboxed it casting doubts and then after constucting it drclared Fucking Hell in English.
Once we had loaded ours into the trolley 3 other ladies had seen us and were queueing
Marvellous.
