Bus wankering.
On a 26C day.
Sure it’s hot and stuffy but oh my there are Legs and bewbs in this world.
Marvellous
It’s officially shed day!
Mrs DB’s mum’s shed is finally arriving and being erected (@scotty to this thread immediately).
It’s taken nearly 2 years to reach this moment.
Obvs the arrival of said shed will propagate a whole new universe of cunt for me but I’m savouring this small victory atm.
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Sounds like there’s a backstory that needs to be shared.
May 1st
Bank Holiday for all the EU.
And the Sun is shining.
Mrs P_F’s BFF is bringing 2 bottles of wine round and im doing the BBQ.
Marvellous
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Ah the ironically named labour day when nobody works 
True.
Shops at least are shut. Sunday service ion buses & trains
Having a Young Adult to set up my temp replacement iPhone 
This should go in the annoyances thread because they have no San Mig but its beer / breakfast so its here
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After a 50 min wait to get on the UEFA ticket portal and problems with my bank accepting the payment, I was able to get tickets for Spain v Croatia, Poland v Austria, Netherlands v Austria in Berlin and Italy v Croatia in Leipzig.
Already had the Golden Ticket of Czech v Georgia so now to work out the German train system.
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The one thing I have learned about European Trains is stay a long way away from UK based web sites
Mainly because no other Nation in the EU has managed to create such a barking mad Railways system…
My lads use DB and the DB web site all the time
This guy was on the money a couple of years ago when we trained a fair bit of Austria,Germany and Italy.
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Hes been very active of late with the launch of new night trains across Europe
Many thanks.
I’ve managed to bury in my sub consciousness the countless visits to Home base, B&Q and garden centres within a 30 mile radius of SO53.
The multiple ‘crazy Ivan’s’ that have derailed the project.
Dealing with Mrs. DB’s mother. Mrs DB has her moments but she is just a featherweight compared to the juggernaut of fuck knows compared to her mum (@Goatboy verified).
The vast amount of unrequested feedback that I have received from both parties resulting in the suppression of 378 ‘Oh why don’t you two just fuck off’ has caused irreversible trauma to my frontal lobe.
The endless trips down the M3. The last one will probably result in a speeding fine and another speed awareness course.
My therapist said I should stop there.
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Enid would send that back as the wrong colour.
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Then do a 2 hour seminar about it at the next WI meeting.
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Ah, you’ve got one of those too 