Finally finding the wife’s G spot.
Her sister had it…
“I cannot believe that you shagged my sister!!!” screamed my wife. “What the hell were you thinking?”
“Oh, babe,” I replied. “You are so much sexier than your sister.”
She stopped short, and smiled. “Honestly?” she asked.
“Yes, honestly,” I said. “That’s what I was thinking.”
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Dinner last night with Vince Cable, past LibDem leader and Helen Morgan MP. Don’t scrub up too bad, if I say so myself.
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You’re referring to Mrs Shropie, right?
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Of course.
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The Hat Fair in Winch yesterday was bloody marvellous. Good acts, bumping into old mates (some not seen for over 20 years) and plenty of booze. Really good day.
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Winchester not near Worcester I guess?
Sorry mate, you’ve got me there? 
First new potatoes out of the garden, boiled with a sprig of mint (also out of the garden), slightly salted. Nothing else needed for the meal imo!
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A place called Winch
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Got 4 bags ready to go soon. High hopes for them judging by the amount of foliage and flowers. Garlic should be ready soon too.
Come on Andy!
Jeez it’s been decades since ive seen Wimbledon on a telly.
I do hate it but after a 7.5km hike the rain hit so feet up trying not to put tge heating on…
Starting early this morning. Sat in the restaurant waiting for a full English with a beautiful view of Marchwood incinerator.
Life is good. 
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Arcadia?
Yep, tuning onboard today?
No, that’s not one of mine. I’m on the Regal Princess tomorrow, and the Riviera on Sunday.
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Lady Slowlane relaxes with an afternoon Cocktail as we negotiate the cruel seas around Lands End yesterday afternoon…
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Ale, Lager Cradt Beer?
Draught or Bottled?
The world needs to know!
And how much a pint?
Where’s the tiara and other jewels?
Assuming you are traveling incognito to see how the minions live?
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