Mrs P_F & I have a daft game, (well she hates it tbh) but itās called āBeen Thereā. In her defence she has been to quite a few.
But tonight I think I won it forever with a Been There.
Her response was simply no fucking way.
Laters with more
Its cheaper than chlorine
Notice two saints balls in the water
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Sorry about that, our forwards were on shooting practice.
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Going out for the 1st time sonce September
NOT having to wear a coat!
Shopping Mall run to colkect Dry Cleaning 
Pop into Auchan as need some steak fries & theyāre the only place that stocks them these days.
Pass by the bargains shelf exactly as the Lady unloads 3 x aged air dried TBone steaks at about Ā£3.50 a kilo.
2 to freeze 1 for tonight
Nom nom nom
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I still dont understand how you do so much shopping.
You lived in Dubai it was womens work.
What happened?
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Pussy whipped.
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Mrs P_F couldnāt exchange her Dubai driving licence for a local one.
When she had time to do lessons/the test we couldnāt afford it.
Now we can afford it she works 10+ hours a day
Kept manā¦
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And he knows it which is why he is there
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Feeling good about boosting the German economy by spending a ludicrous amount for a new shiny side-by-side Liebherr fridge freezer.
I bought it just to see the name on the front: reminds me of happier times.
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I have one of these - makes me smile for a number of reasons including the one above
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Actually mineās a straight replacement for the old one which lasted 18 years: it might have lasted longer. It started playing up around Christmas -partially thawing then recovering - every few days.
I bit the bullet and ordered a replacement in February, since when it hasnāt misbehaved at all. So someoneās got a bloody good bargain - sold it as seen with declared fault for Ā£80.
Bloody hell Kev, whatās that on your chin ? Also donāt remember you wearing glasses ā¦ old age ? 
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I thought James Whale had rocked up at Beerex.
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Cunt 
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