Itās the one you drew a knob under the lidā¦
Oh, you do that on all of them donāt you 
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Not one of mine mate. Stick one of my cards in it, thereās a good chap 
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Hmmm.
Soup.
Nom nom nom
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Hope you drew a knob under the lid.
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Aushwitz Tour.
7 elderly Italians.
None speak English.
Somehow I have conducted the whole tour in German which I learnt up to age 16ā¦
Remarkable
Harsh.
Very harsh. 
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I assume after the second bottle of vodka?
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Fleet Hospital Charity Quiz - winners!
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What the tv thing you were on?
No, different thing.
The TV appearance is months away. Iām in series 16, ITV are halfway through showing series 15, thereās about 100 shows to go. Maybe in the autumn
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I sense a trend here.
Both you AND Eric were Hill Walking today.
And we win a game of football
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Social media occasionally throws little surprises. Like a cousin Iād forgotten I have posts an 1865 picture of my GG Grandmotherā¦
Mind you, it could be my GG Grandfather in drag. 
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Looks like Lewis Capaldi.
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FFS youāre right. 
Nice try but we all know thatās your Granddaughter
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This is an odd place for this, but then againā¦maybe not.
I visited my beloved cousin in a nursing home in Selsey, with my sister this morning. An ambulance outside turned out to be for my cousin but they decided she could be treated in residential care so they sat us down with a cuppa while they prepared her for our visit.
It brought back memories of my mother who had a carer who was a saint, just so special she shared my mumās room when dementia terrors made her frightened to sleep alone. My sister told me something today, my mumās carer was paid Ā£1 an hour back in the early '90s.
People who work in care are wonderful. Quite frankly watching their endless patience, love and care this morning makes me cry, it did this morning.
Today they get Ā£9.80 and they still love what they do.
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Sitting in the Reggae bar on the beach in Koh Chang this afternoon, sipping a Mai Thai cocktail or three after a head massage under the palm trees from a very skilled, sweet Thai lady. One hour massage - 200 baht, less than a fiver. Plus generous tip of course.
Thai guys with full on dreadlocks, it works too. Proper roots reggae tunes too, played at the appropriate volume! It really doesnāt get much better, made all the sweeter because I really didnāt think this would be happening three months ago.
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