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Ticket for Leicester at home booked
I didn’t get past the interview at the hotel in Southampton, mind you I didn’t have an exciting cover story like the other people there…
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What doing the day to day support on @sotonians didn’t cut the mustard?
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It just doesn’t compare to being an animal whisperer at Marwell, who knew
When you go into C&A & in the sale they have a pair of Winter Trousers the same as your 2 other pairs but in black at 50% discount in the sale.
You try on your size.
They dont bloody fit.
FFS
So you try on one size smaller and BOOM! Finally down a waist size as Ryder Cup work kicks in!
One to annoy @PhilippineSaint
Lidl today.
Buy 2 x 1l bottles of Vodka.
Get 1 free.
Car is a bit low to the ground on one side though
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Buy some more vodka to level it up then, you fat fuck 
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There was none left
I took the lot
Duh.
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Saw the photo without reading the text and thought ‘mmm those jacket potatoes look nice’ 
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Ummm, me too
Have you cultured your own or brought it?
Was given the starter as a present. Worked well.
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Getting an email from a wine merchant asking where I would like the 4 cases of wine delivered
Looks like I bought these last year en primeur and promptly forgot about them
Which is not surprising when looking back through my email history, I made the purchase at 10.30pm on a Friday night
Anyway - happy days
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Wet February?
Wankered Wednesday
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Followed by a moist March.
Then there’s Arseholed April.