Shit - thanks mate!
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My son found a Bank of Guyana $20 note outside Poole police station.
Itâs worth 8p.
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Novelty bookmark? 
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That will be an offshore oil worker dropping it.
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Ah, theyâre rich so wonât miss it.
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A Socialist Speaks. 
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The thing is Guyana is the newest and biggest offshore development going on in the world at the moment. Expected to be 2nd behind Brazil and overtake Venezuela as an exporter in South America and at present doesnât have the infra structure or personnel to support all the rigs and FPSOâs being put in place so there are a lot of ex-pats going in and out of the country.
is there a good steak house in Bristol?
Yes
Fvck me supply chain must be in trouble if thatâs all the Veggies they can serve you
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Looks to me like the perfect amount
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Itâs garlic butter
Why would I want veggies - surely a couple of bottles of Malbec count. Itâs made out of grapes, right?
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Veggies help the chips go down.
Ffs
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When the wife asks
âWhat did you eatâ
You answer
" Malt, hops and barley"
She replies
âGoodâ
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No Antibiotics in stock at any Pharmacy
I can drink beers & Vodkas tonight!
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Whoa!
I am cured!
(Not even had to get pickled either)
Knee Doc says my knees are fvcked ( which we knew) but that the something acid injections are working and will last 6 - 18 months at a time.
Why the difference? I asked
Depends if you want to go skiing any time soonâŚ
OMFG I am allowed to go skiing again!
Gym here I come
Hyaluronic acid?
Something like that but with a hint of a Polush Accent.
Cost about ÂŁ200 for the âgood stuffâ
Isnât that the stuff they peddle in National adverts as the wonder ingredient for ladies face-gunk where 90%?of 77 people agree the product is the best thing since sliced bread?
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