That English Ale is
- Bloody lovely.
- 6.3%
Hic.
Need some more tips fast
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Never grab a pitbull by the ballbag.
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A dayâs work?
And NOT Auschwitz?
Iâm going to Slovakia? Oh cool
Woop woop!
Was all excited then saw the price.
Iâll wait in the Van!
Mrs P_F declined the invitation to accompany me today.
And the clients are 2 smoking hot young Danish Ladies in tight fitting hiking gear
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Pictures or it didnât happenâŠand if you have to take selfies make sure youâre in the background.
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Working on it.
One brings to mind a young Lisa Culdrow, the other is. Crikey. Tomb Raider 1 era Angelina Jolie.
Gonna need a lie down later.
1st stop after getting caught up in that damned bike race was Slovakia & the Treetop Walk. Looked nice but wasnt paying my days wages to go with themâŠ
Next stop Zakopane & âdinnerâ.
Then?
Oh Lord.
The Thermal Baths. Yep.
Swimwear time.
I dont know about hot spa, may need an ice bath.
Gonna try for the pic over dinner.
Strewth
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Awaiting pictures.
The one on white has old man ears
and the top half of her head missing.
I admit to being pissed, but my phone seems to be working.
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Whatâs with the hand holding over the food then?
Phil has turned them
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They were wearing hiking pants.
There isnt a non LGBTQ man on the planet who would have been looking at their heads/earsâŠ
They actually asked for my number.
Then explained theyâd call me if they needed help while camping tomorrow 
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6 mile walk to, and along Horsey Beach. Beautiful stretch of sand and more seals than I have ever seen together in the British Isles. Blissful day.
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Finding one of your favourite (hard to find) beers in the shop just down the road 
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There are so many things on that can that are just so wrong.
WTAF is Marshmallow Porter FFS 
Heathen
Itâs a very malty, dark beer with a subtle burnt marshmallow aftertaste