A little bit of shoe porn for @Fowllyd!
Picked up this pair of vintage but unworn Loake loafers on eBay for £55. Original box and packaging too! Thank the Lord they fit perfectly. Would have been a sin to resell them.
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The next post we get from @Goatboy about those shoes will be regarding the size and depth of his blisters
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I thought you normally got your shoes from one of victims in the van ?
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There’s only so many stilettos one can store.
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… or lick.
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Mmmm, shoe porn. Not quite the same as shoe horn.
Lovely bit of footwear there, I have to say.
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You’ve got big plates for a small chap.
Getting my new garden hose delivered.
After decades of struggling with a heavy duty yellow garden hose - pulling it out, winding it back in - I now have a lightweight modern garden hose.
One of those new fangled wrinkly expanding ones.
Should have got one years ago.
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And in your size.
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So, it’s the wedding anniversary today.
In the absence of open restaurants we had to miss out (again) on the traditional long lunch, sliding smoothly into a boozy evening - will just do the boozy bit while the game is on later.
Spent a fuckton of money in the garden centre instead and the afternoon in the garden.
Oh, and my anniversary present from Mrs C_S?
For the man who doesn’t need anything - an arrowhead (medieval) in a presentation box.
Should I think
a) what a fantastic present that I really appreciate
or
b) there’s a subliminal message in there and I should be really worried…
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Or © What the fuck am I going to do with a medieval arrow head ?
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Now just need the rest of the arrow, and a bow and I’ll be sorted. Baby steps I guess.
Has she stashed a shaft and bow somewhere ?
I guess I’ll find out over the next few anniversaries…
Pretty obvious really. A trip out to The Forest and shoot one of her majesty’s Deer.
Venison sausages for the next few months whilst striking a blow for the proletariat in the face of unearned royal privilege.
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Remembering the goode olde days @lifeintheslowlane ? 
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Oh yes.
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Ah, Swan & Venison sausages
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We eat nothing else. 