😃 The Little Pleasures of Everyday Life

Monkey Tennis
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I’m pretty sure there’s a gadget for opening those, you can buy it on, erm


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Mrs P_F just came home.
She’s been out with her BFF then played some local board games.
She was taking her boots off.
I was refilling my Vodka, wrenched open the kitchen door & yelled " what time do you call this?!!" What do you think you are doing!
Sent her right back to her Dad & Teenage years.
Reduced ger to a crumpled heap.
At least I got a win tonight.
She’s still saying never ever ever do that again.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Your balls are absolutely fucking clanking, Phil :+1::+1::+1::+1::+1::joy::joy::joy:

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Today we have our annual “comic relief but music” day.
It raises money each year for good causes, this year is for specialist Kid hospital stuff.

Anyway it streams all day, there are lots of bits of talking /auctions, but some damned good music as well. So far not too much DiscoPolo shit.

Anyway something to listen to they’ve raised over £9m already today

Web site in English

Live stream

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This pleasure requires some preparation

  1. do a huge dump that smears itself all round the bowl and doesn’t flush.
  2. squirt it with domestos, then leave it for a couple of hours,

The pleasure unfolds when you return to the toilet for a wee and pressure wash the bowl clean in the process.

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Most of the clientele on this forum are of an age when there prostates have given up and pressure washing anything normally involves a Karcher machine.

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Low and slow is our motto

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Referred to in Roger’s Profanisaurus as “japping”, I believe.

“Sorry for pebbledashing the shitter, love. Get me another cup of tea and I’ll Jap it off for you in twenty minutes.”

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I was under the impression that the prostate was not so much a muscle as a part of the anatomy through which ecstacy could be achieved through anal stimulation. This obviously then begs the question as to why the majority of prostates on this forum have been worn out.

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Update:

During the day we’ve seen a Tomato Puree manufacturer donate a 60 year old Tractor they had restored. Went for 500k pounds.
So far in one day they’ve raised 20million quid in auctioned items, cash donations and more.
They drop reports in between the TV shows.

And for Bazza, PiS do not support this charity, so every Zloty is a protest vote against them

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I dread to think, but did wonder about the levels of ecstatic behaviour exhibited sometimes


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They are auctioning a “Gold Card” for a mobile phone.
Basically free calls & Internet for ever. Bids in pounds
20k
27k
32k
35k
Sold for 36.5k

A Mobile phone card made out of Gold for the price of a house
37k

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Comparing this event to Children in Need.
Wileka Orkestra "The Great Orchestra of Christmas Charity was started 29 years ago by a journalist (and socialist) now 67 years old.
He gets loads of musicians on but they just play in the background, no celebs doing “specials” just pushes large corporates to donate and then auctions it.
So in context, Population 38 mil, low cost, low income when compared to the UK raising 37m for Children in Need last November, what he has achieved is insane.
Next up they are auctioning Gold Hearts made by the National Mint
But also works at every level, Mrs P_F’s BFF’s daughter bought some make up for 10 quid, the Tour bOss bought a couple of nights in The Mountains for 50 quid, stuff like that as well

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Why don’t the Polish government/EU just end child poverty/suffering? What’s with all these obscene displays of charity?

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Lewandowski’s UCL Final Shirt 14k
Name a Train 2k
Kamil Stoch’s jacket 1.6k

https://allegro.pl/charytatywni/aukcje-sztab-wosp

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Well because as Baz will tell you we have a Populist right wing Government.
And as I will tell you they get voted in because they divert funds to create employment in Rural Areas. Pavements in Villages. Soon, even Fibre Optic Innernet.
They also provide a Police & Ambulance Station in every small town and a medical centre.
But otherwise they are populists

(And like all other politicos tbh)

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The Golden Hearts are tiny but a “Thing”
The opening bid was 50k pounds
Now over 70k

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100k
From a company we consulted for who last year FFS
120k in the time I typed that

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As we move to the pickled thread.
25 million quid
Remarkable
They asked for wish lists of all the hardware Childrens Wards/Hospitals “needed” for their ENT departments.
They needed 25 mil quid
He did it.
More during the week

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This place is the Blue Oyster Bar of football forums. Can we buy you a drink?

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