Canât you get it through a library?
Thatâs a big building full of books.
With a spinster stopping you getting what you want.
Corrected for you.
HmmmâŚIâve seen books before but never read oneâŚDonald J. Trump.
Could you get the 6 figure number for me? It must be in one of those book things.
Thames Water boss defends early ÂŁ195,000 bonus in evidence to MPs
Chris Weston, chief executive at Thames Water, has defended his decision to accept a ÂŁ195,000 bonus just three months into the job last year.
Giving evidence to the Commons environment committee, where he was asked if it was wise to accept such a big bonus so soon after her started, Weston replied:
I think in the first three months I did make a difference.
I started to put in place the new organisational structure, I started to give people confidence and reassurance about how proud they could be of the job they did and what we were setting out to do. And that helped stabilise the company and I think that was important.
What an arrogant, entitled fucker this guy is. An absolutely disgraceful state of affairs, rivers full of shit, infrastructure falling to pieces and this guy gets a huge bonus after just three months in the job. The water utilities should be taken into public ownership immediately, compensation paid only in cases of proven need.
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One day UK will wake up and see how they have taken the piss out of you for the oast 50+ years
How else would you like them to dry the hops?
its 20% owned by the UK University pension fund and 30% by the Ontario pension fund. The rest is own by big intuitionals that are investing on behalf of pension funds
So in a way it already is in public ownership
The real issue is Macquerie rinsed it, loaded it with debt and then found a load of gullible pension fund managers to buy the carcass knowing that they would never get the same levels of returns
And Macquerie control Southern Water.
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Which is why we have taken a big fat one up the arse in the latest round of price increases
Student finance support application process. Youngest is off to Uni this September so âsupportingâ her application for maintenance cash. Much more involved than when the eldest went off 7 years ago. Tried the online form - no good - doesnât recognise any email or password, not that i ever remember creating an account when we did the eldestâs application.
You need to call us.
Call them.
Apparently they have created an account for me, based upon my application for a student loan from 1991! 
NI number
Pass!
DOB
Pass!
Security questions.
Hang on i didnât create the account
You need to pass them
OK
Address and postcode
Current address provided.
Wrong
Parents address provided
Wrong
FFS, um, first house at Poly provided
Wrong - you only get three chances. You are now locked out of an account you didnât create!
FFS, cunts!!
Now a laborious process of form filling and proving who i am so they can take an extra 3 weeks to decide who i am. Fuckers!
Having jumped through hoops.
Checked with several web sites including the Government portal who said yes, I spplied to registerto vote.
Form done computer said yes.
Went to Municipality office as online wasnât happening.
No. Cannot vote.
We walk out.
Lady vomes running out the office.
Yes I AM registered but only for EU & Council votes.
Even they didnt know the rules!
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HMRC - absolute twats. We changed our PAYE reference at work - HRMC assured us that it would be staightforward
They lied
They now believe that everyone has two jobs and have issued tax codes accordingly- I am now on a D code which means everything is taxed at 45%
Can you get anyone to respond , can you fuck up to 2 hours on hold. This is peopleâs wages they are fucking with
I have told accounts to ignore the new codes. If HMRC get the hump they can send round an inspector so they can fix their shit show or march me off to a tribunal where I can call them cunts on the record
Whatâs it calledâŚâAccident in Paint Factoryâ??
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Went up to sunbathe at lunchtime sat on the only bed we have which is an old medics couch held together with bits of old chair scaffold boards and duct tape. The bastard collapsed on me.
Oh dear, how sad, you know the rest. 
Donât understand the fuss, just order one on Amazon FFS
Yes they deliver by drone donât they. 
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Well, they call themselves a platform.