That reminds me, last week was the ex-wife’s birthday.
And now I have to drive to Heathrow tomorrow to collect the bag she checked in that never made to the luggage carousel
Is there some missing punctuation between “bag” and “she”?
Christ on a bike, that was a bloody pain but I have retrieved the bag.
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Random seat allocation o n Ryanair.
You get middle seat row 4 - ok not bad.
Your wife gers middle seat emergency exit row.
Bollox
I have medical in 5 days no alcohol and a Saints game.
What the fuck.
I know we all whinge and gripe about life and saints, but every now and then you hear something that makes you sit up and thank your lucky stars
A good friend of ours lost his wife a few months back to cancer, she was 48 and left three teenage kids
Today we have just found out he has just lost his brother,again to cancer after a very short illness
Life can really be a massive cunt
The Philippine rain eventually got my Indonesian hard wood table that I purchased at B & Q about 30 years ago and has been a garden item in Dubai for 8 years and then here for 15 years. Luckily they saved the bits as the rain has now come to claim my kitchen door and the bits saved can be utilised to patch the door up until the new door arrives and is fitted.
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£6.60 for 4 first class stamps?!?!
Christmas cards are so fucked
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Sorry mate…not this year. 
Nobody has sent me a Christmas Card by post since1992
They have - the sand pit / polish postal systems are shite
As is the Philippine postal service.
They proceeded to give my recorded delivery new passport with no checks on identity and the handing over of 200 peso (4 usd) to one of the housemaids. While the tracking system said it had already been delivered.
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Mrs P-F loves a challenge
Obviously 
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Well the hidden shed would be useful for all sort of things - and save you from having to clean down the van every time 
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On a train to Krakow.
Because on Sunday night got an SMS from my vank that my debit card was blocked as someone has cloned it.
How? I never use it other than bys train & village shops Im broke
Of course yesterday was a holiday and when i finally got through to an English speaker it wasn’t their department go to the branch
Just got my train ticket with equivalent of 2p pieces have to wait for Mrs P_F to finish work to get home
