On holiday in Crete and itās pissing down. And the wifi is crap.
Woe is me 
Cheer up mateā¦weāre expecting some heavy showers here this afternoon so youāre not missing much. 
Back in England no thanks to those knob gobblers at BA
Taxi from Chania to Iraklion, last two seats on a Thomson charter flight all so the Ayatollah can fly out to the Us tomorrow
all the other poor bastards are stuck there until tomorrow evening and then BA are sending them to the wrong airport
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Here, have a sympathy upvote CB for your trouble.
When you are running a stall with vintage stuff and the clothing rail breaks. Managed to rectify it. Must take gaffer tape next time.
That happens to me far too regularly.
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Ironing, just had to do some for the first time in20 years cos the ayatollah is away. It is as shit as I remember
Thatās why you put extra in the wash before you go on holiday so the ayatollah irons it all before the hols and itās sitting there when you get back
Keep up @cb-saint
My partner claims he doesnāt know how to iron and never has. Heās 45. He now buys non iron shirts and hangs things meticulously. If I am in a good mood I may iron a few things that are too crumpled for him but thankfully that a twice a year before hols. Iād never do all his ironing.
Twice a year before holidays! Two holidays! Fucking Tory scum.
More of a champagne socialist.
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Well usually she does sort the post hols washing, but thanks to those abject Wankers at ba, she didnāt have time before flying to the States this morning, and as I have to go to Singapore for two weeks tomorrow, there was a load of stuff I needed. I also didnāt have enough time to out source it to Morrisons.
Pink Job
Are you Jay-Z and BeyoncƩ?
Thats why I have housemaids
The Ugly Inside ā¦ troublemakers !!
ā¦ nothing more than usual, Phil ā¦ just their same old UI āblogging with agendaā style, to unsettle folk ā¦ that lot just fuckinā annoy me
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Poundland Arsenal Fan TV.
If we were I would gazump Lander.
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