Thanks Cobham, the better for not having to lie down with all sorts of pipes put into youâŚ
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âŚwell on the surface anyway 
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The poisoning may well be, Iâve got some previous, notably the 2012 Turkish Airlines emergency landing incidentâŚ
The suddenness is an interesting one, it seems many people are sensitive to one or two things and never know it. On the other hand In some people it builds up to a point where thereâs a sudden trigger, and shock ensures, been eating bloody nuts for well over six decades! But people can be desensitised also, our friend is having a hospital injection once a month over a year to remove her insect sting allergy. And there are other things like heredity, our small granddaughter also has a nut problem, but at least it has been recognised in time.
Are you saying you shit a plane to the ground?
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Too right, not really sure about the nuts frankly. I gather once the hospital test results are in, I probably have to see someone who will spend best part of a day if need be testing hundreds of different things for skin reaction, to see what is Ok and what not. But maybe we wonât ever know, because they will be testing Lays crisps and not Walkers.
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Well, there was indeed some incontinence involved, how did you know? Never mind, a kind hospital doctor gave me an old pair of his jeans to travel back home in. I wrote to thank Turkish Airlines for their professional approach, help and so on, three months later got an e-mail reply saying how delighted they were that I had enjoyed my flight experience.
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PhewâŚI was worried there for a moment there mate.
I had an allergic reaction to a carton of strawberry juice in Italy in about 2000. Never had any issues with strawberries before and had strawberry drinks before. Thankfully it was more of a blotchy reaction than anaphylactic shock. Waited about a bit in an Italian hospital and a injection and I was off home. Took me years before I could face a strawberry and see if I was allergic. I am not.
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Low alcohol beer doesnât agree with me and nor does my wife.
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Funny thing, this afternoon Mr idiot sons, idiot dad has done a 180â ⌠it seems _âin Google he trustsâ _ 
⌠expensive attitude, Mr toffee nosed windbag !
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People that think house names are better than a number! How the fuck is this better. If you do have a house name, have a number as well.
If you just have a house number, keep them in alphabetical order for fucks sake!
People that have a list on their doors.
No cold calling
no sales people
no canvassing
no junk mail
no charity bags
no leaflets
no religious groups.
seriously, ok I understand cold calling and sales people and even religious groups and any that take your time and put you under pressure on your own doorstep.
But stuff that comes through your letterbox, you might need, if not now, then one day. If not pop it in your bin! People come running out their house to give it back, quite angry. Seriously did you sit waiting?
Most the time they are just inflicting more pain on the leaflet delivery person, as they have to carry the heavy bag around for their ÂŁ30 per 1,000 leaflets!
Walkig to Waterloo from Millbank this afternoon, up the steps onto Westminster bridge, to be greeted by the sound of some twat playing the fucking bagpipes. I can hear cats having fights where I live, thanks.
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Brexit,Trump, May to win the next election and now Harry Styles has a no 1 album. It truly is the end of the world.
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Dropping my phone and smashing the screen. First time Iâve ever done that.
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Whatâs Pippa wearing, who are the celebrity guests, does little âwhateverâ look good as a pageboy, are they dining on swan??
I realise the media is trying to distract us from everything else that is going on, but none of us give a shit about a Toff wedding.
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Now that my invitation has failed to appear I tend to agree with youâŚFuck 'em all. 
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Iâve managed to avoid any of this until I looked on Twitter and here.
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Just watched MotD - why didnât Martin Atkinson just wear a fucking Liverpool shirt to save any doubt?
Lovren should clearly have been sent off and the game could have been very different.
Yeah, WTF is it with the âCultural Quarterâ when did that become a thing? And with such salubrious establishments as KFC, Subway, the Stable, Nandos, the Spitfire etc. etc. should it really be called Cultural?