First world problems.
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Threesomes
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Iâm working my way through the loft at the moment. Like most lofts itâs a dumping ground for assorted bric-a-brac that outgrew its usefulness but deemed too good to throw away.
Today its the turn of 150 home recorded C90 casettes containing around 300 albums from the '60s '70s and '80sâŚcopied from my vinyl collection to play in the car.
What do you do with such treasureâŚyou throw it in the wheely bin. 
Half-term.
Great, because I have an easier drive into work each morning.
Shite, because lunchtime is fucking unplayable.
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Half-term is a word of dread for me. I take the Missus to Romsey Rapids Gym while I sit in the quiet of the coffee shop and read the free newspapersâŚunless itâs half-term.
Half-term is BedlemâŚbleating, sqalking, screeching Bedlem. 
I sit in the car in the car park and read a book.
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Lying deceitful untrustworthy tardy feckless shoddy
Words that sprung to mind at the site meeting today (chapel kate version)
Cunt twat shitbag arsewipe bastard
Words that sprung to mind at the site meeting today (cb saint version)
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It was half term last week here. Traffic easy, able to see kids before 3.30. Now theyâre back at school trying to get to a home visit after 3.30 a bloody nightmare.
I am annoyed when TV programs do that ânext timeâŚâ bit at the end of an episode. I donât want to see that. I want to watch the programme and for it to be a surprise.
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They have just changed the Sporting life website
It is now just a parody of Sky bet.
the Information is missing
where are the tables where is the form?
Just axed by the look of it
Doris can fuck off - or more accurately, the inane reporting of Storm Doris can fuck off
Are we going to get this every time a bit of bad weather turns up
âBristol will experience gusts of up to 51 mphâ - Fuck me they must be shitting it.
âLets go to our reporter who is just off the M74â
âItâs raining here, and the traffic is quite slowâ
Thats because its the rush hour you fucking tool
The Yanks must be pissing themselves laughing at the fuss we are making
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As I drove in this morning a cardboard box blew right across my path. It missed my car by mere yards! Close call. Iâm telling my boss Iâm too shaken up to continue, and have to go home.
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Come on when was the last storm named after your mother or mine or Belches for that matter?
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Storm Doris made me take a detour earlier
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Doris is like my missus, promises a good blow but is ultimately a dissapointment.
We got hit a little bit. Weâll need a new parasol for the garden table and ms papâs car got twatted with a branch on the way into work. Both she and car are fine.
My train home is running two minutes late.
Fucking storm Doris!
Head off to a home visit. Had cut and paste the address into my calendar. Nearly at address but a few roads are cordoned off by police. Call person I am visiting to apologise for lateness. Find out they live at the south of the borough. I am in the north. Ffs. Just an hour late. Still heading home now. No idea what address I pasted into the calendar. :-/
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Agreed, I also find disorganised and late people one of the little annoyances of daily life.
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Being unemployed (again), prudently watching the cash and avoiding unneccessary expenditure. Then your team gets to the wembley final of a competition for the first time in 28 years. And I have a ticket.