There, corrected it for you. 
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Apparently it is now a thing, especially on FB to get your tree up & shopping done right after Halloween.
In his defence, it is a fake tree so no needles to worry about
There is no defence for putting any Christmas decorations up in November
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There is no defence, at all, ever
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When we were kids, 10th December was the date.
Even that is a week too early
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That’s my birthday so it was always the weekend after.
These days as late as I can possibly make Mrs C_S agree to.
Remember…we had to make the paper streamers so we needed an early start.
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When we were in the sandpit was always 1st of December or 30th Nov - literally in time for the Rugby 7’s and the gang of visitors just to remind them they were in a Muslim Country
Half time in the Newcastle - Arsenal game on Sky, a moronic, overlong Lidl Christmas advert came on. It’s November 4th for fucks sake you stupid cunts!
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We have a tree up 
It’s the Ayatollahs fault
She insisted on another tree - another stupid fad, a show tree and a tree for the crap decorations
Anyway life is too short to fuck about with two two trees so this one is pre lit and we put the fucker up to make sure the lights all worked and I can’t be arsed to take it down again
In case - like us - you missed it last night - and yes it was visible down here!
Just follow this lot
https://x.com/aurorawatchuk/status/1721383077899850156?s=20
The science indicates more Geo Storms between now and January
Arseholes on trains who insist on watching catch up TV on their phones with no headphones 
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It should be entirely legal to snatch the phone and lob it out the window
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Doing a four day course that starts at 4pm until 11pm (so I have to stay sober) that I did 30 years ago then, having to answer 20 multiple choice questions that even if I had not done the course I could have answered.
Why cant they do an assessment first: ie give me the questions let me answer them if I fail let me carry out the course if I pass give me the certificate to say I passed. Four days of my leave wasted cunts.
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What, you stayed sober from 4pm to 11pm 30 years ago?
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There was no way I was sober 30 years ago.
Those are the missing years 
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Flying with the wife.
Our luggage was perfect until she HAD to get some small things from the Mall last night.
4 repacks and temper tantrums later it’s all being left behind because, as I repeatedly said.
We already have 20kg & 2 small bags full.
Sigh.
Dont you get 20 kg each ? Plus a small carry on ?
I lived for 2 years during covid with a 17 kg bag of clothes and toiletries plus sweets and electronics surely you can do a weekend?
Come off it. You’ve been married, surely you know. 
