Make some more?
Aha! - the perfect solution - processed enough brambles and crab apples for the next years supply!
People ordering coffee in a coffee shop, why does it take so longā¦
Can I get ā¦
Because they all have to have a smiley face on the top. 
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Can I haveā¦ 
No No Noā¦
That is old school. It is nowā¦
Iāll takeā¦
Yeah, my son says that now, he gets a clip around his ear when he does.
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Itās the obligatory, āNo problem/worriesā when you order.
They look puzzled when you reply, āNo I didnāt think it would beā
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Ps
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For the first time in my life I am older that the PM
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5am breakfast. 6am Start.
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Making a rare visit to the office in the City and itās pissing down
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Oh well done. 
Busy day.
Currently on Disposition to the Polytechnic.
7 guys in HiViz
They are attending a Road Safety in Poland conference
No pressure at all on my driving skills 
Why I canāt learn Polish.
Mrs P_F.
āYou going to Wank out this Friday?ā
Where what I beg your pardon.
Wank out?
Iām no.
Iām going to ÅaÅcut & picking up some American tourists.
I wonāt have time to sleep let alone jerk off.
Mrs P_F
Wtf?
Sigh
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Are you sure sheās not tactfully informing you that sheās up on blocks?
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I think the Polish may be correct.
Met clients, had a pleasant dinner Fish & Bloody Chips! Woo Hoi!
Thought Iād look at the nightlife here in the Town Centre at 1930 local time.
Yep. Itās pretty wank out there. (But pretty)
Christ, Sturminster Newton on a wet November Sunday evening was lively compared to this
Polish TV it is then
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Prime Video now its been updated to improve my user experience- now itās all about flogging additional subscriptions and paying for movies.
Thereās less and less new content
Probably spaffed all their cash on that LOTR prequel
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Which did not look good so far tbh
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