This site being infested again
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That’s interesting, I didn’t know she read this site.
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And I keep being told to keep away from the naughty boys…
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Do you get cold sweats when she asks to look at a photo or something, and it involves handing her your phone? 
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No, I delete all of you messages once read 
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Very wise. 
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I value my marriage 
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Time to use the “ignore” and “mute” settings before it really bothers you - I got really hacked off last time it happened.
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déjà vu
/deɪʒɑː ˈvuː,French deʒa vy/
noun
- a feeling of having already experienced the present situation.
“a feeling of déjà vu”
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Did that last time but this time I will probably just quit
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I hope you don’t - I will miss the dog pictures, and will only see them if I see them on one of my random trips to Deerleap!
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My ecstasy over doing a DIY job without a trip to B&Q is over - it has left me with minor jobs (painting, infilling mortar etc) which will take forever because they’re not urgent.
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Arriving at Heathrow car rental return and finding the buses to Terminal 3 will be 1 hours time sat around waiting whilst could be drinking vodka in the lounge.
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IF I had lied I could have got a ticket for Glasto today & a 4 poster bed in Pilton to stay in
But Mrs P_F cannot go so I feel good about it
I think
No I don’t
Bollox
But did you really want to go watch an 80yo with a shot voice headline???
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Sod that but Pet Shop Boys on The Other Stage? Hell yes
But they must be in their late 60’s now surely?
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I wonder if Neil’s managed to buy his own house yet.
I know you prefer Superbru.