😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

Monkey Tennis
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Is that something like an enema?

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7108

Corrected for ya :wink:

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So what do I actually have to do to make that come true?

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I know - but I don’t need some other cunt telling me that at 7 in the morning. I usually get to midday before I have driven someone to that assessment.

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7111

I prefer to be called a cunt first thing, gets it out of the way and I can get on with the rest of my day without the anticipation of it looming over me.

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7112

You’re thinking of the Julia Roberts film.

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7113

This is in her early adult interest film productions phase of career before fame beckoned?

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7114

That’s the one. :+1::+1: Sleeping With The Enema.

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7115

Of the “shaving Ryan’s privates” type of movie?

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7116

It’s more likely a documentary about the death of Norma Jean Baker. :thinking:

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I thought enema was the one about Benedict Cumberband

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7118

Speed Awareness Course duly booked. :frowning:

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Or the Will Smith one, Enema of the State. :grin:

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7120

Or the Jimmy Cagney dogging movie Public Enema?

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7121

What did I start here? :flushed:

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I recall Bonnie and Clyde were public enema number one.

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7123

Went in the local chippy and ordered a small cod and chips and the little bugger behind the counter asks if I want the OAP cod and chips which is a quid cheaper.

As it was for my old man I took advantage of it :rofl: :rofl:

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7124

You need to get the ginger hair dye out again

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7125

Was that in Blackfield? Which chippy?

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What used to be Harrys kebab shop Zouriana I think its called