Only they still owe me 92 days and I have been on the beach in Labuan since 17th September.
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Better slap some factor 75 on that bald napper nipper. 
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Iāve said to the boss that Iād rather be paid for it than carry it over.
Iāll spend the money. I obviously wonāt spend the annual leave.
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Yeah, you can only take so much of Runcorn and vice versa 
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That is exactly what I will be doing I am on two months wages each month till Jan at the moment.
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Me not ding me dong!! (to paraphrase Little Britain)
I have absolutely no clue what that means. So I edited my post 
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You, Sir, are a true cunt 
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Oh ffs.
Itās not enough to be drowning under soppy Xmas movies on Netflix.
Now they are based on true stories. 
The Christmas Drop actually happens.
Argh.
No it is NOT worthy of mention on a watch thread.
Just go walk the dog if āthe other halfā starts watching one
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My local council area is Elmbridge in Surrey.
Today there was a council guy (probably outsourced) on our street sweeping up the not inconsiderable leaf fall on the paths and road.
He was there for a good few hours sweeping up the leaves and shoveling them into bags to be picked up later.
Didnāt offer him a Cuppa because of covid (and itās Cobham dontcherknow)
Anyway, thought Iād go onto the council website and pay the fella a compliment. But, no. I can report dog shit on the street, fly tipping, graffiti, a dead animal etc etc etc.
Itās as if they only fucking expect and applaud complaints.
OOOH! Look at the posh bloke with trees!
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Not just treesā¦TREES!
@lifeintheslowlane will understand, but he has staff to deal with leaves not rely on the council.
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To be sure dear chap. 
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Why canāt chillis from the same packet be the same temperature?
After have an insipid one yesterday, I load up todayās curry. Well some cunt at the factory must have dropped a Naga in there. The Ayatollah is crying. Weāve run out of milk. I have lost the power of speech and the insides of my eyelids are sweating
Tomorrow is going to be horrific
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Put your
TOILET ROLL
IN
THE
FRIDGE.
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Breaking the porcelain of a crown 5 days after arriving offshore and having no temporary filling stuff to put in it.
Oh I feel your pain.
Lost a 4 tooth crown a week before 1st lockdown & only got it fixed 2 weeks after lockdown ended
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A long promised donation of a working cooker materialized.
You collect it. Good nick 2 years old.
You are told to fix it to the gas yourself.
You curse & swear getting the old stripped nut off the old pipe.
Fit the new pipe.
Find the adaptor on new cooker is missing the rubber seals. Gas leaks everywhere.
Hardware store is shut
Until Monday
Old pipe washer disintegrated.
Nobody has a matching one in any tool box.
Until Monday.
Right where is that microwave meal recipe book
Ffs
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In the hotel apartment place I have for quarantine, there are 2 hotplates that are so close together you can only use one of them at a time I had to buy a microwave grill, so to cook a meal it gets done in one pot or frying pan and then goes in the microwave. That is when in quarantine and when Labuan was in full lockdown with the restaurants closed for inside dining which is getting more frequent.
NB Eggs get boiled in the kettle.
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If only we had a kettle
Family is old skool.
Use gas whistler
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