And now she is whining 
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Going to the dentist.
Covid test result required
Passport required
Details of movements last 6 weeks required
Government sign in required
Temp test required.
All techs in haz mat clothing required.
Then spit in this tray where the droplets go all over
What a palaver but teeth fixed and everybody safeish
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Had a lot of heavy lifting to do today, moving stuff around the house etc. A wardrobe and a fridge to come downstairs, and shift the piano into the next room. I’ve somehow twisted or pulled something in my stomach area below my ribcage, by christ does it hurt 
like a searing case of indigestion, but much, much worse. It’s been killing me since 3 o’clock. It’s painkillers and bed for me.
A fridge to come downstairs??
Do you have a swimming pool in the attic and a garden shed in the spare room by any chance? 
(Tbf my place is built into a hillside and the kitchen was originally on the first floor, or ground floor, depending on which direction you approach the house)
Hope you feel better soon.
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Cheers Cobham, it’s eased a little since I nicked one of the bird’s omeprazole tablets. Might have been a combination of indigestion and a pulled muscle. 
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Mosquito’s
Little bastards are ruining my early evening vodka and coke on the balcony. Even with repellant coils going.
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Citronella massage oil.
Keeps them away and…
OK
I’m alive!
Curry has passed through and I can report it was defo an “English” not “Proper” Ravis Curry by the lingering after effects of the traditional Brit red/pink colouring/flavouring and 5 kilos of msg used in the Chicken Tikka starter.
It was on a par with my long closed favourite The Asia in Salisbury. Not gonna be sending many tourists there but, while I do like Polish food it was a real joy to have an explosion of flavours for the 1st time since we left the sandpit.
We have “a special occasion” place.
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Was Poland’s finest until bought by the French about 9 years ago.
It is best served ice cold in a shot glass dipped, then washed down with your choice of mixer
New Japanese restaurant closed so going for some Thai and the waiters a Thai Ladyboy 
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Hope you realised in time. 
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Big tip?
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Lol 
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Fucking James O’Brien and by extension, any fucker that promotes him.
He looks like someone has taken a sledgehammer to a fox, doing permanent damage.
He’s so bad that he actually redeems the BBC. They let him do Newsnight a couple of times and then thought better of it.
What’s he done this time?
I’ve finally admitted defeat and booked a doctors appointment. It’s still hurting badly after 3 days, discretion is the greater part of valour.
We plan to go onto Vitamin D Supplements.
To do that properly they recommend a test.
So Mrs P_F phones the quack, who reads our files.
And determines we can get tested for everything.
So no food or booze after 6pm last night.
Alarm at 7am. No coffee then drive through the village to the Diagnostic centre.
Normally at 7:30am the queue is at least 30 mins, luckily straight in hand over Urine samples, and have about 6 test tubes of blood sucked out by some double masked Vampire.
Now we wait
I take 2 a day…some people take even higher doses. Dr John Campbell takes two 
Sounds like a hernia to me.