😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

Monkey Tennis
6005

Ah, the hoary old “unless you’re a vegan, you have no moral right to object to deliberate cruelty and the causing of immeasurable and needless suffering to animals” chestnut.

I’d hoped for better from a deputy, tbh.

6006

I’ve never seen you (or many others to be fair) object to kosher slaughter. Why’s that?

And yes, if you eat meat then you’re responsible for the death of an animal. You don’t get to make yourself more righteous than someone else because yours was killed in a nice way. Sticking a bolt through a cows head is no better than cutting the throat.

I look forward to hearing about your disgust of other farming methods.

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6007

I object strenuously to kosher butchery. Don’t recall the subject ever coming up on here before.

So, your position is basically that as long as we as a species consume animals, we should have absolutely no qualms about how they are slaughtered? Legislation and regulations regarding abbatoirs etc simply shouldn’t exist, because the animal is going to be deprived of its life anyway and it doesn’t matter how it’s killed?

6008

When you’re having tour Cup of coffee & the wife informs you your niece is having a b’day party & Bro in law has borrowed your fridge.
:rage:

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6009

I spent three hours yesterday defrosting the fridge.

Or as she likes to call it, “foreplay”.

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6010

Help.
I have a 2nd marriage family. Ignoring “Step” mother/brother stuff for a minute.
My wife’s niece is 4.
My Grandson is 5.
Is my “niece” my Grandsons Auntie?
Or is it 2nd Aunt.
Been trying to get Gargantuaned at niece’s Birthday BBQ & The Polish have been doing my head in about this!

6011

Best ask a skate

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6012

That must be @saintbletch then he was born in that neck of the woods.

6013

Cousin once removed I think…

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6014

If she has mustache you’re really fucked.

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6015

When you pour about 250cc of windscreen washer liquid into your radiator expansion bottle, not the washer bottle…
Arrrrgh

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6016

Where the effing sun they promised us?

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6017

New anti Covid app to get them off the beaches

6018

Idiot. Any fule kno that everything just goes into the petrol opening.

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6019

Pikeys - I fucking hate pikeys

The bastards have clogged up Ashurst with their pony and traps for some sort of festival

It is carnage

Just don’t come into the Forest this weekend

And don’t forget to lock the sheds

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6020

I don’t lock my sheds…if they want my stuff it would be saving me a couple of trips to the dump.

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6021

What happens when they unroll those old carpets and find the bodies? :thinking::thinking:

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6022

Reached Zakopane. Waiting for clients.
27C bright sunshine on the west side of the van making it an oven
Except the mother of all mountain Thinderstorms on east side of van & totally fvcking it down.
To roast or drown.
Ffs
Yes I trusted the forecast. Left waterproofs at home

6023

So the arsehole has a name

Its the Danny Cooper New Forest drive - 100 fucking carts

Wankers

6024

You’ve got more wankers next Saturday…Beaulieu Motor Museum have “Simply VW” which will probably consist of several hundred tossers embracing their new lifestyle choice of a brand new “VW Californian Camper” all £60ks worth of wank.

We’ll be there with our old stuff but the new “VW enthusiasts” will show zero interest in them.