“Something a lot more palatable”. I shall have to bow to your greater knowledge and take your word on that one! 
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Perhaps I should have qualified that by adding,“so I have been reliably informed”.
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LITSL goes into a pub and orders three double measures of the best single malt whisky they have. The barman asks if he’s celebrating something.
“Yes, my first ever blowjob!!” replies LITSL.
“That’s certainly something to celebrate,” laughs the barman. “Have another on the house.”
“Thanks,” says LITSL, “but if these three don’t get the taste out of my mouth I doubt another will help.”
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My mother has the basic one, her colour cartridge ran out last week and the replacement arrived the day after. Obviously depends on the couriers, but I think they despatch them very quickly.
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Update on the little pleasures thread…
Greedy immoral bastards like this.
Oh…what a hero…cheating Lord promises to pay it all back after getting caught.
To the Tower and orf with his Head
Should be the correct responce.
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Ouch
Corrected it for you
Tell Elizabeth I hope it doesn’t hurt too much.
It is a female foot, right?
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I told her she should wear her steel-toed boots, but she just wouldn’t listen.
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Looks like she did. Car wheel? Sure.
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Could have been worse.
A lot worse…
Should a worn Crocs
If, after I have shuffled off this mortal coil, anyone should attempt to lever my cold, dead feet into a pair of Crocs, I feel safe in the knowledge that my lifeless corpse will reanimate with the sole - and justified - purpose of tearing said miscreant into tiny pieces.
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Yet shaving your legs and donning a pair of ladies’ flip-flops to change a tyre is fair game.
I’d go for the crocs if I were you.
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Well maybe, if they did them in paisley.
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Mine are Purple.
Makes them even more offensive.
Yes they were free. They are originals & are brilliant for running to the barn to fetch wood for the central heating system on cold wet bank holidays…
Oh and changing tyres
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