Originally posted by @Fowllyd
Originally posted by @BTripz
BMW drivers
You could have left it there.
Add Audi drivers.
When you, a recognised footballing genius, draw Wales in the school sweepstake and the football-gay, gymnastic-loving student teacher that organised it gets Germany.
And to add insult to injury he then asks āis that good?ā
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Always suspicious when the person who organises it gets the ābest teamā. All this corruption in football is shocking.
On this theme.
Annoying me for 2 days this week. The email out to all re having a euro sweepstake. Rather than reply to sender saying āyeah I am inā. Everyone replies all like we all want to know they are in. This also happens when someone in the building opposite sends out an email about lost mugs. 
In thr last place we had what felt like 100 emails about a fridge on one of the floors (not the one I was on ffs).
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Originally posted by @Intiniki
Originally posted by @Fowllyd
Originally posted by @BTripz
BMW drivers
You could have left it there.
Add Audi drivers.
I resent thatā¦Iām very (too) considerate. 
Audi makes an air-cooled car?
Me too. i drive a BMW. And I cycle. Trust me its bloody hard to do both of these without killing people, so show some respect 
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Originally posted by @saintbletch
Audi makes an air-cooled car?
Not yetā¦but it canāt be long. BTW if anyone wants a 2008 Audi A4 in excellent condition, low mileageā¦for little money let me knowā¦itās up for sale from today.
Whereās the āCars For Saleā section Pap??
great idea - a sales section or maybe a papās swap shop
Papās Common Market?
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Who designs a frying pan with a handle thatās heavier than the pan so the sodding thing falls over??
The same fuckwit that makes motorway services teapots that piss tea everywhere apart from directly out of the frigging spout?
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When you post a self-deprecating FB status referencing your similarities to Aslan and everyone reads it as Asian and people suddenly think your making racist jokes
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Whereās my laughing helmet?
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Stewards ā¦ At any event, especially sporting, this maybe a personal rant rather than a general one tbh 
A high viz jacket and a walkie talkie is all it takes
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Thats what housemaids are for
Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint
Originally posted by @Rallyboy
Why do my kids keep making themselves drinks they donāt want??
They are grown up, surely they must know how thirsty they are?
When they bugger off home, why do I have to go around collecting up unwanted and undrunk glasses of water, squash, cups of tea etc?
Thats what housemaids are for
I ve just watched an episode of Californication. That seemed to suggest an entirely different purpose for a housemaid.
You Have not seen the quality of housemaid that my mrs employs definetly only for housework.
Waking up to discover that, despite all your prayers, Wayne Rooney is still fit and will be selected ahead of Vardy for Saturday. 
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It would say much about this forum if we needed a new thread just to debate the quality of domestic staff that posters employ.
Itās all gone a bit Downton Abbey.
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Isnāt Rooney a midfielder now? So some other striker is being picked ahead of Vardy, I do hope itās not Sterling or Sturridge
Well the rumour is Dier and Alli as holding midfielders, Nivea and sterling on the wings, shrek in the hole and Kane up front
Alli as a holding mid??? You spend all season watching a player excel in one position for his club and then promptly play him somewhere else just so you can accomodate an out of form twat who happens to have a lot of caps.
Just Fuck off Roy.
And another thing how on earth is Roy paid 75% more than Joachim Low.
Just Fuck off FA.
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