Get a bellā¦cunt. 
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I do, they donāt hear because theyāre generally wired for soundā¦
25 minute delay boarding.all aboard.
Air traffic flow delay of 1 hour.
Bollx could/should have had food in departures
Its Daveās birthday.
We just had to song happy birthday to him
He is sitting in the middle of the plane.
What a way to accelerate the post buzz crash.
Bells mess with the aero and look shit
Goes well with a basket on the front.
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The only thing that messes with the aero on that particular bike is the hairy thing that supplies the horse power.
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No arguments from me thereā¦
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Oh, my. Is that really a thing?
Should be compulsory for anyone who wants to wear Lycra in public!
How high in the air would you be able make someone jump if you glide silently up behind them and unleashed that
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Old people and their faffing to get ready to go out
How long does it take ffs
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Adverts for Bookmakers and Betting companies that use made up shortened terms like āAccasā ā¦ which offends my middle class sensitivities
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Grinding through 10 days of job vacancy emails and sending off CVās again.
Having a cold. Pretty sure last one was after Glastonbury 2016 but I was on holiday. Managed through today at work. In bed already and wondering whether I will get to training tomorrow.
Sure itās not hay-fever?
Last two days grass pollen has been very high and Iāve streaming eyes, nose etc and feeling shite - forgot to buy anti-histamines. Got some now and improving.
Or could it be getting back to the Smoke after a weekend in the fresh air (relatively)?
I have been taking antihistamines which havenāt touched it and had a sore throat this am. Very much the feel of a cold.
As @Intiniki mentioned, anti-histamines are essential @glasto even for non hay fever sufferers.
We all got hit by pollen & dust there.
Especially when Sir David was on stage. Iām still exhausted, even today. Physically broken, mentally I feel my Karma/Aura has been recharged. Need to get both in sync asap!
Have called in sick. Slept from about 9.30pm to 8am. I hate being off sick. It also mucks up tonightās plans of seeing Dave gorman, friday night Brazilian night also cancelled and seeing my friend on Saturday. Though in hindsight maybe too much after a weekend in Soutampton with some of the alcoholic lot from Sotonians then Glastonbury.
Iām not 20 anymore.
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Going into the Saints Mega store for a beermat or 2 as the ones in the Philippines are wore out.
Withe the Wife and youngest nipper coming out 458 of your Great British Pounds lighter.
Shirts and shorts for the grand kids
Hats for the Son in laws
Shot glasses for me and the eldest daughter.
Shirt for the Mrs
Sweat top hoodie for the nipper.
Fridge magnet bottle openers for the daughters
Soft footballs for the grandkids.
Oh thats a pretty watch Iāll have one of them.
2 unpumped up footballs for the kids and dogs to play with.
A window sticker for the old man as his had faded beyond recognition.
And a couple of packets of coasters/beermats that we went in for 
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