Hey @intiniki , was the downvote because you hate poorly puppies with crippling arthritis? Thatâs harsh 
By the way that dog is probably dead now
Th3 ne apple k36board that let 6o7 s2ipe down for numbers. At fi4st I thought it was a gr3at id3a,but now I think it is sh8t
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âApple. It just worksâ
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As a council estate dweller, I obviously have to queue for cigarettes, alcohol and the lottery. Self-service is out for me. Itâs the checkout person that thinks they can âhandle itâ that does my head in.
I was one of a group of people that waited over ten minutes in Swaythling Tesco Express last night because a checkout person thought she could handle it.
She could not, a fact she herself acknowledged after nine minutes, when she finally sounded the klaxon for an extra till person.
The extra till person served me within a minute.
That is ten minutes of my life Iâm never getting back, sixteen if you include the time I spent on this post.
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Opps didnât mean to downvote. Apologies. I love puppies! I spam my facebook and instagram friends with photos of my parentâs westies way too much.
I now feel bad.
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When the IT dept will not update the PC in my cabin
âwe are supplying new ones in the New Yearâ
When I know the Purchase order has already been rejected so we are not getting new PCâs in the New Year.
Its running Windows XP for gods sake.
And for IT security I do not have admin rights to install anything on th bastard thing.
Bloody IT bastard empire builders itâs not even a proper trade and they want to control everything we do or see (blocked websites)
Funny thing about the blocked websites it blocks the company magazine as malicious content 
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Whichever neighbour who thinks itâs ok to leave their finished MacDonaldâs (at least in a bag) next to the bin in the entrance hall to the building. The actual bin shed is 5 whole steps away. Itâs not the first time and probably wonât be the last.
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Er, that was me. Times are hard in austerity Britain. Iâve been living _in _your bins. I was throwing the Maccys out.
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IT can be a right pain in the arse.
After I started work from home, it became apparent that I needed a speedier machine. Iâve got to pick it up from one of the sites, so that I can get it approved for admin rights on the domain. It needs to receive a gentlemanâs nod from somewhere on the network, verifying that I am cool to install things on this machine.
I was already on my way down south for something else, so I thought Iâd swing a little out of my way and pick it up from one of our English sites. Itâs about fifty miles out of my way, so happy days.
âAll coolâ, the bloke says. âWhat about the admin rightsâ, I say?
âAll coolâ.
The admin rights were not cool. I was on a flight out to Ireland within days.
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I did find a guy in the bin sheds going through them once. You donât match his discription.
Wow. Where to start?
So this could also be in pleasures but
So I got that free trip paid for by you to Krakow. It rocked. Family time Xmas shopping and holy krap the business side of it was massive some huge projects.
Then the lads nights outâŚ
But
This morning it was sunny. Checked in at Krakow airport with 70 minute connection in Frankfurt to Dubai.
I buy more vodka at Duty Free.
Plane loads on time then does nothing ATC delay due to weather in Germany. We land at 13:25 my Dubai flight is at 13:30⌠I run.
And make it they are boarding 45 minutes late. Phew.
Sit down get comfy. Captain says waiting for Deicing
And we wait.
5 FVCKING HOURS AND 45 MINUTES
locked in at the Gate.
Finally crew run out of hours we are cancelled. Back into the terminal queuing with 10000 others.
For THREE FVCKING HOURS
Mates all offering advice checking other routes but Iâm screwed cannot do anything because I have a suitcase in the system.
Eventually get a hotel Sheraton in Offenbach 20 mins away a taxi and dinner voucher Iâm revoked tomorrow on Emirates A380 so ok
But I bought only Shengen Medical Insurance not travel insurance ffs.
So no cash compensation just a shit buffet and a free beer
Hi hun
But now I have to drink the duty free vodka 
Yeah. Unfortunately snow and incompetent airport snow ploughed mean I donât qualify just want to get home now tbh had so much to do yhis week
Now expect Emirates to be an hour late due to late inbound but at least theres a chance i can stop being Tom Hanks by about 3pm today!
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Wrapping Xmas presents. Yes I know itâs early, but the Ayatollah is an OCD planner. She has also bought everything for everyone. Quantity matters. After two hours of bad tempered wrapping my back is screaming for mercy and we are unlikely to speak to each other until New Yearâs Eve
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I am not sure penis and cheese should be in the same post together.
This on the BBC website.
Reading looked set to end the Bluebirdsâ four-game winning run after a Callum Paterson own goal and Mo Barrowâs strike put them 2-0 ahead.
Well they still did as it finished 2-2! Idiots!
And the downside is⌠⌠?
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And I had Reading as a home win in a three match accy where the other 2 games came in. Bastards.
Everytime I get one of those LARGE Windows 10 updates it fucks up my graphics driver. All the displays get s t r e t c h e d so I canât work on my pictures. Go to the display settings and find the resolution has been reset to 1600x1200 WTF and the correct setting of 1680x1050 doesnât exist in the drop-down list.
Spent time searching a fix which doesnât help me. In desperation I click on the live Windows Help button and the guy takes over my puter to make the fix. âAhâ he says, " your graphics driver is corrupted" and promptly downloads a new one and installs.
TBF heâs quick and very efficient and I make the suitable âthank yous/very gratefulsâ etc but the truth isâŚmy Graphic Driver wasnât corrupted before the Windows 10 update.
This is the second time itâs happened after an updateâŚlooking forward to the next. 
together with a keylogger
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