There once was an MP called Owen
Whose income was steadily growing
'Til they found out one day
The source of his pay
Now the cash will stop flowing: he’s going! 
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The first beer made me post here by mistake 
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I was going to say…
Dear Mr PhillipineSaint,
The pleasures or beer thread this ain’t,
So forthwith and hence,
For a similar offence,
Bob will spank you whilst you’re in restraints.
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If I too post something inappropriate here can I get spanked, please?
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He’s not flying home via Bangkok
So that ain’t gonna happen.
Allegedly
You’re in the UK.
Just ask a Tory whip…
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Old Sheoppie fancies a spank
It’s much better than having a w@nk
But bazbot turned up
Calling him a pup
So now he’s driving a tank
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Yeah. Right.
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Fucking Liberals. 
Notorious once in Dubai
Phil thought he’d give Poland a try
I don’t find that odd 'cos
They have many vodkas.
It’s easy to fathom out why.
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