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No offence, @fatso , but…

The drone can carry one passenger weighing up to 100 kg (220 pounds) and has a 30 minute flight time.

You didn’t need to tell us that.

You’re only being this rude to me because I’m a black woman.

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No, it’s because you’re a fat black woman.

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Like Louise Mensch…

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But which is the more interesting story?

The Drones or building a City on Mars?

No comments on either from me, just passing them on

OK bit Geeky for here but conceptually funny.

University hacked by Fizzy Drink Machines…

That whole Interweb Security & Innernet of things opportunity must offer up some gems…

The 1st IoT ā€œpersonal pleasuring deviceā€ gets hacked.

Your Google Car. Wasn’t me Officer…

Your flying Drone (only person on here that would ever get in one of those would be Pap anyway)

Wonder what Sotonians would get hacked by?

Probably a Brew Dog Bottling Machine

New Forest cup and Saints beer mat packed away, waiting for paraffin budgie to get me out of here

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Look at these cheeky bastards, growing £1m worth of weed in a nuclear bunker!

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This is ridiculous and sad in equal measures. Boo hiss government twats!

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Been here all that time and they’re going to throw her out 3 months short of finishing her degree.

I think the correct response is cunts, fucking heartless cunts.

Still it’ll make May look good in Trumps eyes. Pair of cunts.

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Not sure what has happened here but it looks like some common sense and decency has been located

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Good to hear. I still haven’t got my head around the way they treated her. Arrested, taken to a detention centre. She’s a fucking student, not a criminal. When did we, as a country, become so nasty?

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That would have been when Thatcher got her grubby mits on a little bit of power and stopped the milk at infant/Junior schools.

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I don’t remember Thatcher stopping school milk, and Britain certainly wasn’t brilliant before she became PM.

I suspect that quite a few people will agree that Britain became a slightly nastier place as her ā€œreignā€ progressed & seems to still be going downhill.

If it’s so bad then why don’t I move elsewhere (before you ask Baz)? Well, it’s my home and I try to make at least a little bit of it worth living in for my family.

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I remember having milk at primary school in the 1980’s. Did I imagine that? I’m sure The Milk Snatcher was meant to have stolen the milk in the 1970’s. I’ve never really thought about that before. Whose milk was I drinking then?

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Was involved in an asylum case years ago. Home Office have been cunts for a while.

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Funnily enough, she stopped the milk before she became PM. I believe she was Education Secretary during Heath’s tenure.

As for Britain not being brilliant before 1979? Well, I’m constantly told that unskilled workers could walk out of one job on Friday and into another or a Monday. We provided housing to the poor, and we educated our kids for free because we believed it a good investment.

Sounds better than now, mush.

Yeah, that’s correct. And @fatso It was only for the over sevens. Maybe you were younger. It was going to be all, but they were scared of the reaction so left it for under sevens. She admitted it was a massive mistake later. The cunt.

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Hey, Pap. You make some fair points about pre '79 Britain.

Though I think you forgot about the strikes, power cuts, bread shortages, child abuse, rampant sexism, racism, football hooliganism, think there might have been a bit of IRA terrorism - not sure of my dates on that one.

Still brilliant Britain?

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No-one takes Fatso’s milk. She knew that and she backed down.

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