Apparently Indian fighter pilots have dropped 1000 onion bhajis and 500 pakoras on Pakistan⌠they said thatâs just for starters.
So the CPS has decided our former Chairman Rupert Lowe.
What an odious cretin.
Spends most of this interview mansplainig to Maitlis.
She smashes him at the end.
Looks like Lineker has finally come undone by one of his smart arse tweets
Reports that he will be leaving the BBC immediately and will miss out on the world cup gig next year
I suspect the BBC execs are in a thank fuck for that frame of mind
Heâll be leading a studio team somewhere, likely for better money
Every Nation has one, and most are i London. Essu money
Something we can all applaudâŚ
Ooh.
Anither new Vaccine
Two things, firstly, why is it âwildâ camping and not just camping? Fuck all to do with it not being on a campsite and more to do with pretentious wankers wanting to put âwildâ in front of normal outside activities so they can appear different. Secondly, there will be plenty of cunts who leave their shite around after their âwildâ camping, expecting others to clean it up and endangering wildlife as they SUV it back to the suburbs.
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Next year it will be High Protein Wild Camping
fortunately the rules are different in the New forest because Forestry England administer it. Which should prevent 8 million grockles descending upon us with portable BBqs
FFS⌠no gets the clap joke and its NOT a new vaccine, but an established vaccine for Meningitis that has shown to also be effective 30-40% against the clap which is on the increase apparently⌠The clap is becoming more resistant against antibiotics so even a small reduction in cases and a bit of heard immunity effect will be good.
Doesnât this mean going around shagging anything that moves and the possibility of catching it?
Haha no, it means that if 30-40% of those you are targeting to shag are immune, you have less chance if catching it yourself so less infection in population and chance the bacterium disappears up its own arsehole ⌠ideally folks in high risk groups stick a raincoat on the love torpedo
I think I remember a verb To Shag.
No idea what it means mind
I think it means to have sex with a Cormorant.
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Did the sailors in Pompey run out of Skate then?
Oh Rupert you Twonk
Surreal indeed. Another couple of metres and he really would have had a rude awakening.
if that had happened in Bangladesh they would have cut it into bits by now.
Ah, here we go.
Much more expected than the crazy theories on social media
They relied on process and plans and had a policy in effect
Was the driver 53 & on drugs or just scared shitless having made a wrong turn that wasnât blocked off?
Just another sad fuck up?
Phil Williams, from Sunderland, who was watching the parade with his 15-year-old son Harry, said he had not seen âany traffic control measures to prevent him and other cars coming along there the way they didâ.
âIâm absolutely staggered that the road closures didnât go further,â he added.
Adrian Littlermore, 59, from Winchester, said that even outside the city centre, pedestrians were being âpushed into the roadâ.
He said: âYou could tell the police there werenât happy and were asking each other who was letting the cars through. There were probably 20 let through by the time we left and it was sectioned off so badly they were practically driving into the crowds.
âPolice on the ground were doing their best, I donât fault them at all, but it was clear it wasnât under control. Iâm not sure at one point, at the planning stage, if there was a breakdown in communication, but there were cars going where they werenât supposed to be.
âThere were people having to move their feet so the wheels didnât go over them and people with buggies just having to stand in front of them to get between them and the cars. The drivers looked scared stiff as well, they didnât want to be there. It wasnât the fault of the police there, but it was like a free-for-all.â