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Bollocks…this is Hampshire…with one Cocker Spaniel sniffing a tree with my late mate Cocker Spaniel immortalised in the bark of the tree…(see Slowlane profile picture)…

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As someone who spent his career selling Mission Critical back up power systems someone on the board at Heathrow should be jailed for such a basic failure to protect critical national infrastructure

Meanwhile

https://x.com/MrJamesMay/status/1903004693380370833?t=IQ9Ms7ODxjNJmGHj7ONivw&s=19

My word.

The picture. The right hand side.

Dear God

https://x.com/RAF_Luton/status/1903052484479693118?t=GIVGUQux8VcxohG7hH9r1Q&s=19

FFS

So Heathrow dumped it’s back up generators because they were dirty Diesel and went to a Biomass generator back up system.

I have a bridge to sell you guys

If it’s Tower Bridge I’ll have it! I’m going to set up a tourist attraction in the lower 40, now that nobody is flying to the US to see the real thing.

Lol but true

Well this Heathrow thing got shitter - at least for me

The Ayatollah is landing early in Manchester tomorrow and the sneaky airline put it down as a re route so they don’t have to get her to Heathrow

This is where is becomes shit for me

The onward transport options are limited - no flights south, the trains are a couple of hours after she lands and there is replacement bus service and a taxi is £400

So here is am sat in a Manchester airport premier inn waiting to be an early morning taxi service - joy

I flew so much in the good times.
Inagine BA today paying my bar bill and a bus from Dubai to Abu Dhabi flying a good all round guy in Business to Lonfon
Coach to Boutique hotel in Cardiff, lunch then a Dinner with Marin Johnson as host.
Corporate then coach & night out in London Hilton at T4, limo home.

Imagine? Paying compensation for filght or luggage issues in days.
And now?
Serivice is a cost to Capitalism and must be reduced

Today? Even insurance won’t pay up.

Got Saints fan mates stuck in US Virgin haven’t contacted or replied since the cancellation text

Getting some horrific flashbacks from this headline tonight from The Salisbury Journal
Coming into contact with unknown substance

https://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/25047536.man-ill-coming-contact-unknown-substance/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJUBYhleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHQMRuV0dX_Gay1uh5VgJbJFIKDDTL2hlbnktrxBVwfrwM2OhIplH2DofkA_aem_qmJwokzUb6H92Rqj0VUEuA

There are not enough of these in the world

Oh really
To cover my shock and surprise that Turkish Barbers may not be legit…

Britain’s FBI launches probe into Turkish barber shops used as a front for criminal gangs

Now check the ones over here, and in Germany and and and…

1 down.
Several thousand more across Europe & UK to go

https://x.com/PolitlcsGlobal/status/1906667475497795868?t=p7bvnrdIQ5xbur06xDP61Q&s=19

Hey @Shroppie
You never told us Ed has a new Hobby…

https://x.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1906665421299691973

I wanna see Trump have a go…hopefully he’d fall and have to be inhumanely destroyed. :smiley:

The Benny Hill of politics - maybe he saw that Boris suspended from a wire eventually led to No10 and is trying to channel that

I caught this live yesterday but didn’t have advanced notice. I think he’s a bit out of training since the GE. Needs to step up his fitness for the all-in wrestling with Farage.

They need to check the one in Blackfield after he finished he asked if I would like any extra’s ?
As I already had condoms because was visiting UK I could only assume he was trying to sell some Colombian marching powder.

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I’ve just cast my vote for Keir Starmer. I suspect I won’t be the only one.

Seriously isn’t this stretching the definition of ā€œcrewā€ especially as " The Blue Origin is an autonomous rocket which doesn’t need a pilot, so the women will not be in control of the flight"