They were careful not to take a blood sample to test for drink or drugs.
Welcome back BazzaâŠnice to see how effortlessly you slip back into the old routine.
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Baz describes the male population of Sotonians at the 1st opportunity
Drugged up Womanisers. .
Fact. He was a Womaniser.
Fact. He took prescription meds
Fact. He did not do both at the same time.
The Tiger Team have been sharing memories. Bernard was the Desert Classic 1st Tee marshal for years. With help from the guys he raised over ÂŁ1â©0k over the years for charities around Sheffield.
His memories of the real man
One of My Biggest Memories of Tiger was was when He came back to the Dubai Desert Classic in 2014 I saw Him come up the hill from the putting green I asked the public if they could leave a path to the 1st tee and help His Marshals.He came up the steps and immediately looked up and saw Me and with a big smile put His hand out to Me and gave Me one of the strongest handshakes I have ever had.He said Great to see You again Bernard I didnât Know whether I would see You this time but here You are with a lovely welcome and beaming smile,also We have been speaking about You at breakfast this morning to which I said Well Tiger the only thing I can say to that is You could not have much to talk about,He burst out laughing.Great Friend Always Very Warm to Me,I Hope Someone Upstairs Looks After Him and His multiple injuries heal well at least to have a normal life with His Family and Hope to play again.God Bless and Take Care.
He loved hanging out of brasses.
Three at a time according to some accounts. His old man knew what he was doing when he named him Tiger.
Well technically his old man named him Eldrick Tont Woods, so Iâm not sure that theory holds water.
Pedantic much?
I just wanted his real name on record. Quoting your post was just the vehicle I used.
If I was really pedantic I would have suggested that this discussion be moved to the home of happy golf stories. On the other hand heâs not dead yet, so maybe wait a little while. 
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Oh I think we all know his real name. As I understand it his father gave him the name Tiger when he was a young lad. So yes, his father did name him Tiger. A pedant writes!
Look, naming your child Eldrick at birth (or whenever the name was registered) and then back tracking a few years later and calling him Tiger instead are not the hallmarks of someone who knows what they are doing when it comes to naming children. Someone who knows what theyâre doing gets it right first time.
Further, if he really was naming his child Tiger in foreknowledge of the sexual antics he knew were waiting in store for his son then I question his grip on the stark realities of the animal kingdom. Tigers are endangered species in large part because they are clearly not virile enough. Also I have never associated Tigers with group sex.
Nike liked Tiger more.
Tigers are an endangered species largely because of being slaughtered by humans for the supposedly aphrodisiac qualities of their private parts, and of course for âsportâ. Prince Philip bagged his fair share of tigers, plus many other species in India and Africa. He once proudly boasted about shooting six zebras in an afternoon. He was President of the World Wildlife Fund, clearly an inspired choice for the role!
The extremely rare white tigers are the ones with a virility problem, due to the lack of pheomelanin pigments which also causes them to miscarry.
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I humbly disagree. Suppose each tiger pregnancy resulted in the birth of 10,000,000 tiger offspring like a jellyfish and each tiger male was capable of impregnating all 5,000,000 females in that litter during one session. Do you or do you not think that Tigers would be endangered, under those circumstances?
Ergo I rest my case and the reason for their endangerment is clearly established as their inadequate virility.
Suppose each human pregnancy resulted in the birth of 10,000,000 human offspring like a jellyfish-------.
With respect, itâs a nonsensical argument.
The five main reasons why tigers are listed as endangered are,
- Poaching.
2.Illegal trade of tiger parts.
3.Loss of habitat.
4.Human conflict. - Climate change.
Ie - human activity.
If we entertain the notion that what you are saying is right, surely by your own logic, if Eldrick Woodâs father really knew what he was doing, he would have called his son âHomoâ short for the superior Homo Sapiens species. A species willing and capable of destroying whole other species in its quest for the pleasures of filthy sexual gratification.
These Tories really donât do irony do they. Hypocritical cunts.
âTruth and honesty in government mattersâ. His leader in Westminster lies to parliament just about every time he gets to his feet. He told a massive bare faced one at Wednesdayâs PMQs, then doubled down on it during his later tours of TV and radio studios.
Oh dear, this is a bit awkward.
Oh do we really, shall we test this assertion?
- Yes I knew that Tiger Woodâs real name is Eldrick Tont Woods
- No I did not know that Tiger Woodâs real name is Eldrick Tont Woods
- Jelly Fish are a reasonable base measure of virility and fertility
- Tigers are losing because they are not as horny as jellyfish.
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We used to live a few miles away from Biggin Hill and also under the flight path of Concord in the afternoon so often used to see her and Spitfires flying overhead - the two plans guaranteed to make you stop, stare and just appreciate their beauty and grace. I would add the Vulcan to that small list but us mortals donât get many opportunities to see her flying. Such a shame about Concord, but where we live now we still get to see Spitfires flying overhead regularly.
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Former French President Nicolas Sarkozy has been sentenced to three years in jail - two of them suspended - for corruption.
Sarkozy, 66, was found guilty of trying to bribe a magistrate by offering a prestigious job in Monaco in return for information about a criminal inquiry into his political party.
The magistrate, Gilbert Azibert, and Sarkozyâs former lawyer, Thierry Herzog, got the same sentence.
Sarkozy can serve the term at home.
At home?? WTAF 