The January Transfer Window 2017

More on Premier League bottom-club Hull’s double signing.

Everton striker Oumar Niasse, 26, joins on a loan deal until the end of the season.

30-year-old Evandro signs from Porto for an undisclosed fee on a two-and-a-half year deal, subject to international clearance.

I understand Sakko is on £105 k/week so can’t see it happening.

Feck me but Crystal Palace are hoovering them up :-

BBC Sport@ BBCSport 9s9 seconds ago

They’ve got Schlupp, but Crystal Palace have had a bid rejected by Sunderland for Patrick van Aanholt http://bbc.in/2iPZD9H # CPFC# SAFC

The Ugly’ saying that we’ve moved to the front of the queue to sign Gabbiadini.

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Originally posted by @saintbletch

The Ugly’ saying that we’ve moved to the front of the queue to sign Gabbiadini.

Can you find me a suitable YouTube video of said target Bletch…can’t be arsed to do it myself.

No worries, 'slowlane.

I’ve also translated it to an era you can relate to…

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^^^ Now you’re talking…my first pair of “signature” footie boots…“Stanley Matthews” Come on England HURRAH!!

Watching that, i have come to the conclusion that you can deduce the ability of any player by the accompanying music.

Based on this logic, there is no way we should sign Manolo.

But Napoli do have this player* and the music is about as good as it gets for modern players.

*Not available and way out of our price range, but i would swap anyone apart from VVD for him.

Apologies to Bletch if the videos are not linked correctly. I took your previous comments on board, but my phone* doesn’t seem allow me any other choice.

*Odds-on it’s my brain.

P.S I don’t think we will sign Manolo or Sakho.

Edit: Double apology as i seem to have fucked up even more than normal.

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Fixed SoS.

We’ll learn you.

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Originally posted by @saintbletch

Fixed SoS.

We’ll learn you.

Thanks. I will get a new phone in the next couple of weeks and get my daughter to sit down and show me, whilst shaking her head, with a look of disgust at my stupidity.

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Originally posted by @saintbletch

Fixed SoS.

We’ll learn you.

Can our second rate programmer also tweak the algorithm so that it understands mobile youtube links as well please. That way we won’t get the http://m atop the video.

Or should I ask Bear to ask you to do this?

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Originally posted by @cobham-saint

Originally posted by @Goatboy

£20million is an awful lot of money for someone that shit.

Especially for someone with a bit of an attitude problem as well as being picked up for use of illicit substances…apparently

Would not be the first time, even in recent times, at Saints.

Well the morning papers are now narrowing their focus on Fonte going to…drum roll please…that’s right, you guessed it - Liverpool!!! Just for a fecking change.

Oh and Sakho is coming the other way apparently. The fact that he hasn’t played a minute of football this season makes this an even worse deal than I first feared.

We are also claimed to be leading the chase for Gabbiadini now and made a bid last night. Perhaps because we failed to score yesterday for the zillionth time this season.

PS - before you moan about my links, I did ask for some guidance on how to do this on my iPhone but got ignored. So on this basis, copy and paste them in to your browser or go fuck yourselves! :wink:

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There you go. :lou_lol:

Isn’t that Gabbadabbadoooda story just the Ugly piece re-hashed word for word?

Or was it the other way around??

Gabbiadini is a huge punt as well, not over the moon with this, you pay more more guarantees, for this price there is none.

Who would you propose Barry?

Who would you buy? How much would you consider paying for a guarantee (LOL)? So how much for the transfer and what sort of wages do you reckon?

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Like the gaurantees we gave united when selling Morgan for £27m? Or the guarantees they got when they shelled out £60m for Di Maria? You whopper Baz

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I made up a quote during the Oxlade-Chamberlain speculation years back on The Echo webpage…said I was close to the family and that OX had always been a Fulham fan and always would be. He would favour a bid from The Cottagers even though they were fighting a relegation battle. Two hours later one of those sites had it as breaking news…quite a lot of excitement on the Fulham Fan Site too. :lou_facepalm_2:

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