⚽ 🔃 The January 2022 Transfer Thread

Even the tame Geordies say nobody wants to move to the North East.

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Christ could you imagine if we spent 20 MILLION BRITISH POUNDS ON CHRIS FUCKING WOOD :exploding_head:

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Another keeper for us???

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Would be a great signing if that happens!

Wood is out of contract in the summer

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Apparently they had no choice after the release clause was met.

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Everton fans not happy right now.

Remember when Moshiri was the second coming? Remember Koeman Eve? :smiley:

Might have a little looksy on grand old team later, it’s a good read when they’re not enjoying themselves.

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Hmmm, trying to stop the players they’re after being overvalued??

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£25m for Digne to Villa

“Todd Cantwell”, lol :joy::joy::joy:

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Can you imagine the Geordie Nation outrage if Steve Bruce had signed Chris Wood?

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They really are trying to spin it as a positive thing, our main striker injured so let’s sign one that has scored 3 times in 17 games… it’s not the goals though, it’s his all around game, and he doesn’t break down as often as Callum :man_facepalming:t2:

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I saw somewhere there’s another advantage.

He’s played before with Trippier.

:unamused::smile::smile:

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Also deprives Burnley of one of their main men. So the Toon may finish 3rd bottom, not 2nd :sunglasses:

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Barnsley in 2010/11. :rofl:

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Here’s an article that establishes largely nothing and has no sources or quotes.

You’re welcome.

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Daily Echo quality that is.

I’m sure they will copy and paste before too long.

Sponsored by named player’s agents most likely.

Mind you, his family are from Slough so no wonder they want to move.

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