Swing low Guido Carrillo
Coming to score our goals
Swing low Guido Carrillo
Coming to had more goals
les looked over Monaco and what did he see
Coming to score Saints goals
Etc etc etc
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I think it tails off with the “etc etc” bit.
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Another scoop for Alex Crook
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He beat you to the scoop AGAIN, Goat?
That’s the CB situation sorted then
Honestly, it’s like the cunt’s twitter feed is on a 6 hour delay and nobody has told him.
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To the tune of Copa Cabana:
They call him Guido, Guido Carillo,
He’s faster than a speeding armadillo.
Although his first name’s the same as Guy Fawkes,
He doesn’t blow up democratic bulwarks.
He’s big and burly, his hair is curly,
He’s going to buy himself a house in Shirley.
We love you Guido, Guido Carillo,
Your lovely locks so dark against your pillow.
I think that will be a big hit with the Northam.
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Some of those words have more than two syllables.
It’ll be an ask.
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fk all references to The Godfather. Without something with a demographic relevance it will never catch on. Got to be more on the pulse.
Stop right fucking there.
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A lot of talk about Carrillo’s lack of goals, but sounds like more of a target man, and that may suit Pellegrino’s ‘style’ much better than Long or Gabbiadini.
Will be interesting to see the dynamic, especially if we can pull off a miracle and get Promes too.
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Sorry @gwc but it is a direct quote from the presser, I said much the same yesterday, good to see I know something about football 
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Sorry again
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Hmmm, should this go in the “When I laughed…” thread, nah, fuck it…
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