The January 2018 Transfer window:- speculation, rumours, dummy spitting, it's all here

Maybe @simon-says , maybe

is there rly a southampton magazine?

And if so, is it really in the Spanish language?

Surely Javi* must be involved in this in some way.

*Our number 1 Spanish fan.

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Burnley have signed Aaron Lennon from Everton. I wonder how excited Barry would be if he woke up and found out we had signed Lennon on Day 23.

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I remember when superstar Aaron Lennon was gonna win us the World Cup. Drop Beckham! We don’t need him no more, we’ve got Aaron Lennon and he is amazing! Ok, said Steve McLaren, good call. I’ll do that.

Fuck you all, I’m going to post on the proper thread and treat the other upstart threads with the contempt they deserve…and, no, I’m not going to post in a Geordie accent!!

Good old @matthew-le-god

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:lou_facepalm_2: :lou_facepalm_2: :lou_facepalm_2: :lou_facepalm_2: :lou_facepalm_2:

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Presumably Man City knocked back our bid for Aguero then?

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Sounds like Les needs to work on his multi-tasking skills. Get a wiggle on Lesley.

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Is it me or, in that tweet, do Carrillo and Promes look the same??

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Maybe he can mark somebody at corners then and pop Jack Stephens on the post (or bench)…

Can I help you with that Bob? They look Jewish too. :lou_wink_2:

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They do. Carrillo is white!

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I like Leandre…

This’ll get @barry-sanchez 's dander up…

Target man we’ve been missing since Rickie and Pelle left??

Saints fans shuld consider themselves fortunate, we’re linked with a £20m signing, WBA meanwhile

Makes sense given Ward-Prowse ability to deliver a ball

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Under Koeman we scored a lot of headers.

Then under Puel, I can’t recall the exact statistic but we scored very few, if any. I remember the goal Davis scored against Brighton where he headed in the free kick which rebounded off of the bar, was something like the first headed goal we had managed in about 15 months?!

So yes, goals from headers have been in short supply and improvement in that area alone would do our survival hopes no harm at all. Equally useful at the other end, as per our soft goals against Spurs, Arsenal, Brighton, Huddersfield, Watford etc etc etc etc I could go on. But won’t.

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Guido, whoo oo ooh
Guido, whoo oo ooh
When he gets the ball
He’s going to do fuck all
Guido, whoo oo ooh

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