👨👩🏡 The (in character) Actor/Actress you'd dream of being locked down with

Monkey Tennis
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Oooh…

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I haven’t read this thread so apologies for simply repeating what everyone else must be saying. Without doubt it’s Charlotte, the character played by Scarlett Johansson in Lost in Translation. I love her.

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As she’s been in the only advert Skysports have shown for the past 8 weeks, I’ve grown disturbingly fond of Lily James.

Failing that Diana Rigg as Emma Peel. My first wet dream.

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This is a very disturbing and deeply upsetting post

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I know. They need more adverts.

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That’s a bit harsh…what has Lily James ever done to you??

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:lou_facepalm_2:

Now we get a made up poem hub story…

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Helen Mirren in The Long Good Friday. Yes please.

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The naked Helen Mirren in Savage Messiah. :dizzy_face:

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There is a queue old chap!

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No one likes a show off

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Heather Graham in Boogie Nights :eyes:
Monica Belucci in anything

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Beatrice Dalle… Betty Blue nom, nom, nom

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Evangeline Lilly. She has form for going out with hobbits, and while she’s a bit rougher that she was ten years ago, by god so am I.

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But of course…

Unknown

She would not complain about digging up the veg

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Richard briers must have had a massive cock

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chicken

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A young chicken?

I remember a friend playing Derek and Clive to me and some others in 1991. It was the first time I’d ever heard of them or even of Peter Cook. I ended up knowing all of Come again and Ad nauseum by heart.

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I’ve always thought that their original LP was their best, but that’s probably just because I’m and old cunt.

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Lauren Graham in Gilmore Girls.
Rhea Seehorn in Better Call Saul.
Lauren Bacall in The Big Sleep and To Have and Have Not.
Ellen Barkin in The Big Easy.

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