It would be over by now if the Oval Invincibles could catch.
Birmingham Phoenix won the toss and bowl…
Stirling makes me feel good about my own body shape
If he gets his weight behind one of those shots, people outside the ground are going to fear for their lives
‘Av that
Hardly surprising he specialises in boundaries…there goes the his first six.
De Kock Cocks it up
Cock
Right then Vince - batter them
Here comes Vince
There goes Vince
I had a feeling after watching the women’s debacle.
Tahir is a loon
I would love to see a bowler giving it the Micky Channon windmill around the ground
Poo pants bollocks
Time out…Stirling just ran two.
He’s now panting like a marathon runner on the finish line
Stirling has the same approach to batting as I do
Twat it
Score update? Sitting in van no stream of cricket only Brighton game ffs
65-2 off 50
Stirling has just had to run 3 singles
Better make sure the defibrillator is close by