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Rory is doing his best to fuck it up. Normally he waits until he is halfway round, but this year he might do us all a favour and put himself out of contention early so we can all go to bed at a reasonable hour

Being an optimist I might switch channels, go watch something else for an hour and come back to see him with a heathy lead.

It would have happened
But you typed it

My nerves aren’t going to come with this. Into the second bottle of Pinot already

Great birdie on the third and looks composed again. Bryson nervous miss

I deliberately started late on lukewarm Craft Ale

Mrs P_F wanted me to open Wine at 5pm your time…

Marathon nit a sprint.

Now.
If we can keep @lifeintheslowlane away from a TV feed, he may have a chance
The stare is back

And looks settled with a great shot to the fourth

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Goes three ahead and promptly whacks his next tee shot into the trees

Going to be one of those days

Three stroke lead. Then an utterly shit drive on 5. This is going to be stressful

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Here comes Scottie…

That was a fucking top shot by Rory

Hello I’m back…how’s it going?

Insane.

Love how even he didn’t believe it

We all look older than you.

Bryson.
Insane bunker shot

I’m quite relaxed about this…remember Sandy Lyle in '88.
Easy.

5 iron out of that bunker
They hit a wedge these days

The leaders are playing matchplay.
But the pack is not going away

For non golfing experts.
Nay I suggest you go take the trash out. Feed the Chickens?
Just don’t watch Rory Tee off on 10 with a lead

Oh Brydon. Makes chip screws up putt on 9

I suppose there is a scenario where we could be happy for a winner that isn’t Rory?

But …

Rory birdies his nemesis
Rose the closest